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Completely inappropriate songs for striptease acts

Richmond Jake

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"Going to the Chapel" by The Crystals.
"Voices Carry" by Til Tuesday. (Aimee Mann is red hot.)
 

kjel

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This was playing at lunch time....

The Carpenters...Close to You :victory:
 

otterpop

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"Death of an Unpopular Poet" and ""The Great Filling Station Holdup", by Jimmy Buffett
 

Rygor

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I'm thinking most children's songs would be inappropriate, i.e. nursery rhymes, Sesame Street theme, Barney songs, etc.

I would also add pretty much anything by They Might Be Giants. Somehow "Particle Man" just does not seem like a sexy song to dance erotically to.
 

HomerJ

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I'm thinking most children's songs would be inappropriate, i.e. nursery rhymes, Sesame Street theme, Barney songs, etc.

I would also add pretty much anything by They Might Be Giants. Somehow "Particle Man" just does not seem like a sexy song to dance erotically to.

Well, They Might Be Giants does have a song titled S-E-X-X-Y.

X? Because it's extra Baaaby!

Y? Becuase it's extra Baaaby!

This song would certainly be really strange to hear in a strip club, but nothing would compare to playing "The best of Marcel Marceau". It has 40 minutes of silence followed by applause. I like putting this on for company, and get really annoyed when people talk through it.
 

Planit

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I'm thinking most children's songs would be inappropriate, i.e. nursery rhymes, Sesame Street theme, Barney songs, etc.



I just started thinking of various Wiggles songs. OMG!

'Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes' could easily be modified using different body parts.
 

The One

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Easy

Wynona's Big Brown Beaver by Primus;)

My @ick by Micky Avalon is a close second
 

Maister

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I have it! The Funeral Dirge song (you know, the one you heard in a thousand cartoons as a kid) [/game over]
 

btrage

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On the other hand.....

I was running on the treadmill last night and one of my favorite Pantera songs came on iHeartRadio - 5 Minutes Alone. While it is a great song to run to, whenever I hear this song it reminds me of a visit to a strip club I once made.

The dancer performed to 5 Minutes Alone. I was blown away and would have married her on the spot.

Yeah, I'm a guy. So sue me.

 

Coragus

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You know, I've been trying to think of a song to add, and I have to say that the inappropriateness of any given song is inversely proportional to the hotness of the dancer! Still, having said that, any a cappela song would probably be best left out of the playlist.
 
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