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Contraband!

The bounty of Coo-bah, rolled up into a convenient package. What should he do?

  • Be a good citizen, and turn it over to the Feds.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Stick it in the humidor, and let that bad boy age.

    Votes: 2 13.3%
  • Give it to Dad (a retired cigar salesman) when he visits.

    Votes: 1 6.7%
  • Head over to a Winter Park bar, light 'er up, and wait for the white women to gather around.

    Votes: 5 33.3%
  • Wait until either PlannerGirl visits or hell freezes over, and then let it burn.

    Votes: 2 13.3%
  • Write a thank you note to the Bearded One, and hope he sends more.

    Votes: 5 33.3%

  • Total voters
    15

Dan

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Let's pose a question ... strictly hypothetical, of course. Let's say I have sitting in front of me, straight from Fidel's tropical socialist paradise, a fresh, non-counterfeit Cohiba Torpedo.

What should I do with it?
 

el Guapo

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Mastiff

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What if it were...

...a Montecristo #2 Cabinet Select?

And say... a friend from Haiti sent a whole box? Cay _you_ say "civil disobedience"?
 

Jen

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MMmmm I do like the smell of a good cigar especially when comingled with an alluring cologne...

But smoke one?!?!?!? - maybe a puff or two
 
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Yum. Whenever my best friend and I went to Canada, his dad would send an order with us for the cigar shops. In college, my mom could always tell when I'd been on a particularly wild bender that weekend, because that was the only time I'd really get smoking cigars and would sound like Brian Doyle Murray on the Sunday afternoon that she would call. Smoke 'em while you got 'em, Dan.

Speaking of which, has anyone caught The Sweet Spot on Comedy Central yet?
 

Tranplanner

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Dan Tasman wrote:
Let's pose a question ... strictly hypothetical, of course. Let's say I have sitting in front of me, straight from Fidel's tropical socialist paradise, a fresh, non-counterfeit Cohiba Torpedo.

What should I do with it?
Get an Intern!!!!! :)
 

el Guapo

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TP...

Now it was my turn to have a hot coffee bubble come roaring through my sinuses and then shoot out of my nose!

Good Answer!
 

Cardinal

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Let's just say - hypothetically - that a part of your business park was a hemp farm decades ago, and you are now an economic developer with a $3 million "crop" growing in a part of your business park that is awaiting development. What do you do about it?

(If the Feds are reading this, don't worry. We would have - hypothetically - already "cut and burned" it last fall. Go arrest Dan, he's the cigar-smokin' commie.)
 

Tranplanner

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Yes, burned it in little tiny wrapped packages. Slowly and accompanied by bags of Doritos- right?
 

PlannerGirl

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Well unless you date a girl with the name Monica Id smoke the hell out of those things.

Life is too damn short to stress about it-enjoy!

D
 

giff57

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Michael Stumpf wrote:
Let's just say - hypothetically - that a part of your business park was a hemp farm decades ago,
Most of Iowa was a hemp farm during WWII, that stuff grows all over. Not that I know from personal experience, but I "heard" that all you get is a headache from that stuff. You might want to stock up on ammo if you tried selling it. Nothing worse than a grouchy stoner with a headache.
 
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