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cool bumper stickers

TexanOkie

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Some favorites:

"Border Security: The Ultimate B.S." :r:

"Annoy a liberal... work hard and be happy!":6:

"Oh well... I wasn't using my civil liberties anyhow." :p

"A joke then, a joke N.O.W." :a:

"No Oil for Pacifists" :r:

"Sorry for driving SO CLOSE in front of you." 8-!

"Carpe Mañana" :h:
 

arcplans

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I saw this one at the bay bridge toll plaza the other day:

"It takes clinton to fix a bush"
 

KSharpe

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Bumperstickers I've had:

That was zen, this is tao.

Obama 08

I'm Pro-Choice and I Vote (this one got me in lots of trouble, lots of getting approached by angry men, etc)

Darwin fish with tools: "evolve"
 

Maister

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Jesus is coming; quick, everyone look busy!
 

Gedunker

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Truer words were never written:

"If it's too loud,
You're too old"

On a car thump, thump, thumping so much that my wing mirrors were literally vibrating.^o)
 

btrage

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Although some bumper stickers may have "cool" phrases, messages, etc., I still can't believe people put them on their vehicles.

They're worse than vanity plates in my opinion.
 

WSU MUP Student

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I've seen a few around here in the Detroit area that read, "Kwame lied, strippers died!"

I thought that one was pretty good
 

statler

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Seems appropriate for this thread:

20080115.jpg
 

zman

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I have always been partial to:

Actions Speak Louder Than Bumper Stickers

For our new car, I may lobby to get a simple license plate frame, either of a preferred NFL or NHL team. But no stickers.

On my (old) truck, I had a sticker that said "Eye The Eagles" from a BLM program in North Idaho for Bald Eagle observation every year around the Holidays. My FIL manages it and I figured no one in Colorado would have it.
 

graciela

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We have fossils. We win.

Jesus Would Use a Turn Signal

Don’t Drink and Park: Accidents Cause People

I brake for boiled peanuts

All men are animals, some just make better pets

Jesus saves. Buddha recycles.

Your HONOR Student is merely a pawn in my DACHSHUND’S diabolical world domination plot.

This machine kills polar bears, etc.

Honor Thy Plumber

Have you hugged a plumber today?
 

Otis

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In a similar vein, I saw a "save Second Base" bumper sticker last summer. I am beginning to think you could put anything on one if you stuck a pink ribbon on it.
 

B'lieve

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best bumper sticker I've seen around here:

"A$$, gas, or cash, nobody rides for free."
 
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Two of my personal favorites:

'Unlike the hell-bound demon trash in your car, my children are SAVED!'

'Fat people are harder to kidnap'
 

Scout

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Proudly displayed on the hooptie

"I found Jesus...he was in my trunk when I got back from Tijuana"

and from my home state of Colorado

"Californians go home...and take a Texan with you"

and from my current residence, Myrtle Beach, SC

"If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot em'?"
 

ThePinkPlanner

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Bumper art...

I saw one the other day that disturbed me a bit:

I may be an old dog, but I can still bury a bone.

(driven by a creepy looking old man)


I bought a bunch of them for my co-workers for Christmas:

"Use your brains. There are starving zombies that have to go without"

"Save the earth: Its our only source of Chocolate"

"When I grow up, I want to be a planner" (yes, I gave this to my 30-something year old boss)

And for our zoning administrator:
"Comply or Die"
 
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