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Humor 🤣 Cyburbia mad lib experiment

Maister

Chairman of the bored
Staff member
Moderator
Messages
29,470
Points
73
Dear Applicant,
On
1. [day, month and year], you submitted plans for a 2. [land use]. After 3.[adjective] review, the following deficiencies have been noted:
  • The 3. [accessory use] located at the west end of the 4. [permitted use in an office zone] contains 5. [hazardous condition]
  • The offstreet parking lot has 6. [number] spaces, however, a minimum of 7. [number] barrier-free parking spaces are 8. [verb past tense] per code.

Please submit revised 9. [plural noun] by no later than 10. [day, month, and year] or else you will be 11. [a negative consequence]. Thank you for your 12. [adjective] attention to these matters.

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No fair looking at the spoilers! Do this blind.

You know, maybe it would work better if folks quoted a reply and wrote in responses replacing the cues instead of writing in responses on the number list?
 
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dandy_warhol

Cyburbian
Messages
10,002
Points
51
1. February 29, 1985
2. Strip club
3. Shiny
3. Shed
4. Insurance agent
5. Toxic plume
6. 13
7. 69 (hee hee)
8. Tooted
9. Monkeys
10. January 21, 2021
11. Spanking
12. Furry
 
Messages
2,935
Points
23
-bump-

1- 4/20/420 BC
2- man cave dwelling
3- woman cave dwelling
4- amphitheater
5- dancing bears
6- ∞
7- π
8- threw in the lion tamer's den
9- pink elephants
10- 4/20/420 AD
11- purple locusts
12- psychedelic
 

Doohickie

Cyburbian
Messages
3,596
Points
46
1. October 9, 1962
2. fracking site
3. spongy
3. accessory dwelling unit
4. chiropractor
5. icy roads
6. 53
7. 7
8. boned
9. alligators
10. August 11, 1984
11. divorced
12. slippery
 

The Terminator

Cyburbian
Messages
1,702
Points
23
1. May 20th 1980
2. Dépanneur du coin (corner store)
3. Pétillante (sparkling)
3. Exterior detached (3 car) garage
4. Télémarketing scam
5. Major sinkhole
6. 69
7. 666
8. Poignardé (stabbed, poked)
9. Volvos
10. July 1, 1867
11. Censured
12. Rempli (full)
 
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