development/satan

[hudsonplanner]

A good twist on the Satan Proclamation....(just sub satan for development to see the real twisted proclamation...)

Town of Inglis Proclamation

Be it known from this day forward that Development, ruler of darkness, giver of evil, destroyer of what is good and just, is not now, nor ever again will be, a part of this town of Inglis. Development is hereby declared powerless, no longer ruling over, nor influencing, our citizens.
In the past, Development has caused division, animosity, hate, confusion, ungodly acts on our youth, and discord among our friends and loved ones. NO LONGER!
The body of Jesus Christ, those citizens cleansed by the Blood of the Lamb, hereby join together to bind the forces of evil in the Holy Name of Jesus. We have taken our town back for the Kingdom of God. We are taking everything back that the devil ever stole from us. We will never again be deceived by developmentic and demonic forces.
As blood-bought children of God, we exercise our authority over the devil in Jesus' name. By that authority, and through His Blessed Name, we command all developmentic and demonic forces to cease their activities and depart the town of Inglis.
As the Mayor of Inglis, duly elected by the citizens of this town, and appointed by God to this position of leadership, I proclaim victory over Development, freedom for our citizens, and liberty to worship our Creator and Heavenly Father, the God of Israel. I take this action in accordance with the words of our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ, as recorded in Matthew 28:18-20 and Mark 16:15-18.
Signed and sealed this 5th Day of November, 2001
Carolyn Risher, Mayor
Sally McCranie, Town Clerk

 

[Chet]

And the developers agreement....

LEVITICUS III : IMPROVEMENTS AND FORTUNATA

Thou shalt shall entirely at its expense:

A. ROADS AND STREETS:

1. Grade and improve all roads and streets in accordance with the plans and specifications approved by the Endulgences and Tithings Committee including off site improvements necessary to provide such roads and streets, as approved by the Cardinal of St Francis as indicated in the plans and specifications dated October 29, 2001 made a part hereof and on file with the Building of Worshipful Places Department.

2. Restore any damage to existing pavement, curb, gutter, chapel ceilings, and landscaping which may result from construction of thoust most holy of improvements.

3. Reimburse the Vatican for the cost of all street signs, saving of souls, street lights and light posts, traffic signs and posts, including the cost of their Beatification and Installation.

4. Wake His Excellence from a 12 hour nap.