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Do You Think Martha Dressed Him 1st?

How should white-collar criminals report to jail?

  • Nude, chained, humilated

    Votes: 1 5.3%
  • Dressed, gov't issue jumpsuits

    Votes: 5 26.3%
  • Dressed to the "9's" - it's their last chance

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • I don't care: they just report to Bubba anyway

    Votes: 13 68.4%

  • Total voters
    19
  • Poll closed .

Miles Ignatius

Cyburbian
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367
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12
Former ImClone founder Sam Waksal arrives at federal prison. (Reuters)

Saw this in today's press and call me sardonic and cynical (how can you be otherwise after reading about what this slime did?) but, is it time for a dress code for white collar criminals who are reporting to prison for some "rest and relaxation" at the courtesy of us working-stiff taxpayers? I mean, look at this guy...he looks like he's dressed for a Saturday afternoon at the Hamptons or SoHo!
 

Zoning Goddess

Cyburbian
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13,843
Points
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He should have dressed a little "younger" (good rug, lose the John Lennon glasses) if he wants to get in with a more popular set in the joint. No, Martha would have sent him in with some craft kits for "Making escape knives from macaroni and cheese" or "Chilling out with other federal prisoners: how to make margaritas with pen food".
 

Runner

Cyburbian
Messages
566
Points
17
He looks like he fits the part, after all he is going to federal prison. His life will now be about as demanding as if he had been sentenced to the local library :(
 

PlannerGirl

Cyburbian Plus
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6,370
Points
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hehe let those guys who have not seen a woman in a while see him in that pink-hhehehe he will be someones...project ;-)
 
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