Does any want a free cat?

[Chet]

Free to a good home.


Or asian restaurant.

 

[el Guapo]

That is SOO wrong!

Chet, that is just sick...I can't believe that an adult in a responsible postition like yours would post something so infantile......




































...funny one, dude.

 

[nerudite]

Hey, if someone like's that, I know of some free skunks and a free coyote outside of the city limits...

 

[Zoning Goddess]

Ummmm....did one of you guys cause that by doing the kitty-killing thing??

 

[Big Easy King]

Be aware of how you pose such a question, "...free cat?" You may get quite a few inquiries from "johns" seeking the location of the freebie.

 

[Planderella]

Be aware of how you pose such a question, "...free cat?" You may get quite a few inquiries from "johns" seeking the location of the freebie.

Would free "pu$$y" sound better?

 

[JNA]

is there a word for when one
mistakingly drinks water/soda/coffee and ends up choke/sneeze it out one's nose when looking at that photo?

 

[PlannerGirl]

the word is "snarfle"

hehe and Cyburbia is known to cause that a great deal

 

[Big Easy King]

Would free "pu$$y" sound better?

Quite possibly. ;-)

 

[Chet]

Ummmm....did one of you guys cause that by doing the kitty-killing thing??

Yes - its what happens when you do it while driving.

 

[biscuit]

Yes - its what happens when you do it while driving.

So that's why there's always so much road kill around truck stops. Although, there usually seems to be more racoons than cats...

 

[BiteMeElmo]

is there a word for when one
mistakingly drinks water/soda/coffee and ends up choke/sneeze it out one's nose when looking at that photo?

I always called it snorking

 

[SlaveToTheGrind]

Would free "pu$$y" sound better?

My wifes grandmother who is 97 or 98 or 99 years old (at this stage it does not matter) refers to the cats around her house on the farm as pu$$y cats. Get a chuckle every time she says "Here pu$$y pu$$y."

 

[Cardinal]

That's a good one. I should have used that for the three days I had a dead cat in front of my place and the town never got around to picking it up. In the city, a crew would have had it removed within a day. (Remember that I have about a quarter mile of frontage, it isn't like taking a shovel out to the end of the driveway, which is about 400 feet itself. Pickingup road kill is something I expect the local government to do.)

 

[tsc]

... sad to say... but the cat has more vitality than its surroundings...

 

[SkeLeton]

I must say that it's a bad, but funny joke
I LMAO reading this thread :-}

 

[Duke Of Dystopia]

(Remember that I have about a quarter mile of frontage, it isn't like taking a shovel out to the end of the driveway, which is about 400 feet itself. Pickingup road kill is something I expect the local government to do.)

Damn man! You live in rural wisconsin! Take your car to the end of the drive, take the shovel you braught with and burry the thing in a farmers field 15 feet off the road! Total walking trip of 55.7 feet and 10 minutes!

 

[donk]

No need to dig a hole, just use the shovel as a "cat"apult into the field across the road.

 

[Tom R]

kitty

There is no such thing as free kitty.

 

[Chet]

Re: kitty

There is no such thing as free kitty.

Its called your right hand.

 

[michaelskis]

We are sick people... I love it.

 

[Cardinal]

Damn man! You live in rural wisconsin! Take your car to the end of the drive, take the shovel you braught with and burry the thing in a farmers field 15 feet off the road! Total walking trip of 55.7 feet and 10 minutes!

Day three, that is what I did. I am really glad it was not a deer instead.

 

[Tom R]

Re: Re: kitty

Its called your right hand.

Even that has a cost - arthritis.

 

[donk]

Tom R.

Even that has a cost - arthritis.

Or carpel tunnel syndrome.

 

[Tranplanner]

Re: Re: Re: kitty

Even that has a cost - arthritis.

I thought it was blindness, or hairy palms....

 

[Chet]

Re: Re: Re: Re: kitty

I thought it was blindness, or hairy palms....

Why do you thing the song was called "Three Blind Mice"?