Double Entendre Headlines

[Chet]

Gotta Love it

 

[Gedunker]

Shouldn't that be more like 21,000,000? ;-)

 

[Maister]

This is a persistant problem I note amongst today's journalists. They seem to have forgotten the cardinal rule of clarity. In order to avoid ambiguous interpretations the headline should have simply read "Most Texans Are Clueless" ;-)

 

[JNA]

OT but related some how

Talking about Headlines; How about these from the AP wire -

Oregon Man Bites Dog Before His Arrest
http://www.newsday.com/news/nationw...61511.story?coll=sns-ap-nationworld-headlines

Police Look for Naked Drive-Through Patron
http://www.newsday.com/news/nationw...25334.story?coll=sns-ap-nationworld-headlines

 

[FueledByRamen]

Shouldn't that be more like 21,000,000? ;-)

eff off! |-) ;-)

 

[Gedunker]

FueledbyRamen hehehehe.

My sister lives in Mesquite, so I figure there's some smarts in Texas (that's why I rounded the population down) ;-) :-D

 

[DecaturHawk]

Brenda David packed up curling irons, hair dryers and extension cords and marched across the parking lot to an office building with electricity.

Ah, Dallas, the home of big hair and big-time hair wranglers. ;-)

 

[otterpop]

Ah, Dallas, the home of big hair and big-time hair wranglers. ;-)

I was thinking the same thing. Do you think the hole in the ozone layer over Dallas might have closed up a little bit as a result of the blackout and the decrease in the use of hairspray?