Here's a suggestion for your sign ordinance:
http://www.cyburbia.org/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=9821
You must know your town pretty well. Your crazed and charismatic boss has ordered you to implement this (minus the actual sleaze), and he assures you that he will get it through the powers-that-be.
His silver tongue is already convincing the townsfolk that it is the road to getting on the map. Time Magazine, Peter Jennings, Fox (
"In This Small Town Beats a Big-City Heart" )and the BBC all want to do a story, along with the Economist. Business Week wants to put your boss on the cover with the byline,
Vision: The New Face of City Planning.
Nothing can stop it now.
People are starting to like it. They are making money as they never imagined. The town is full of bustle. Plans are already underway to expand downtown.
Your boss is running for governor, and you inherit his job. The Lion's Club offers to erect a little plaque in the lobby of City Hall.
The only down side: half a dozen other towns have jumped on the bandwagon. It's become a trend.
You have to think of something, fast, to stay one jump ahead...