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Ex-President Caption Contest

BiteMeElmo

Cyburbian
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324
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11
After years of dodging suspicious reporters, Clinton finally reveals that he is actually a robot.
 

Seabishop

Cyburbian
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3,838
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People of China, I feel your pain and my answer to your question depends on the meaning of the word "the." If "the" represents the indefinite article then yes, I will support your initiative. If "the" means something other than the indefinite article, then I'm afraid I cannot support the initiative as written at this time and under these circumstances. The word "the" cannot be easily pinned down, and therefore I cannot give a definitive answer to the question at this time.
 

ilikefish0

Cyburbian
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204
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Seabishop said:
People of China, I feel your pain and my answer to your question depends on the meaning of the word "the." If "the" represents the indefinite article then yes, I will support your initiative. If "the" means something other than the indefinite article, then I'm afraid I cannot support the initiative as written at this time and under these circumstances. The word "the" cannot be easily pinned down, and therefore I cannot give a definitive answer to the question at this time.
Ladies and Gentlemen, I have just been informed that "the" is in fact the definite article. This being so, I did not have sexual relations with this podium. Yet.
 

el Guapo

Capitalist
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5,995
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31
507 TFS 30 Year Reunion in Siagon - 2003 - Alternate Universe version

"...so that's when I pulled 7 g's in this Immelman turn roll combo I learned at Top Gun in Miramar. Did I mention I was the honor grad? Anyway, once I had him on my nose, I lit him up with radar. I got lock, and then I punched a Sparrow up his ass. The poor dumb bastard never saw it coming. So, in answer to your question, that's how I became an ace over Nam. Next question? Helen…"
 

Jeff

Cyburbian
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4,161
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Check out the hemp bracelet dude. I traded some chick in the parking lot for it.
 

H

Cyburbian
Messages
2,850
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24
“and through your hands in the air as I spin this record, wick, wack, wickity wickity wack”
 
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