Ex-President Caption Contest

[Rumpy Tunanator]

Come, on who wants to hide in the podium next, Monica is getting tired.

 

[Queen B]

I am not lying it really is this long want to see???

 

[BiteMeElmo]

After years of dodging suspicious reporters, Clinton finally reveals that he is actually a robot.

 

[Seabishop]

People of China, I feel your pain and my answer to your question depends on the meaning of the word "the." If "the" represents the indefinite article then yes, I will support your initiative. If "the" means something other than the indefinite article, then I'm afraid I cannot support the initiative as written at this time and under these circumstances. The word "the" cannot be easily pinned down, and therefore I cannot give a definitive answer to the question at this time.

 

[ilikefish0]

People of China, I feel your pain and my answer to your question depends on the meaning of the word "the." If "the" represents the indefinite article then yes, I will support your initiative. If "the" means something other than the indefinite article, then I'm afraid I cannot support the initiative as written at this time and under these circumstances. The word "the" cannot be easily pinned down, and therefore I cannot give a definitive answer to the question at this time.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I have just been informed that "the" is in fact the definite article. This being so, I did not have sexual relations with this podium. Yet.

 

[The Irish One]

I'm so coked out, that is why my hair and hand are yellow.

 

[donk]

Seeing Hillary nekid turned my hair this color.

 

[SkeLeton]

Please love me! I swear I won't screw your wifes!

 

[el Guapo]

507 TFS 30 Year Reunion in Siagon - 2003 - Alternate Universe version

"...so that's when I pulled 7 g's in this Immelman turn roll combo I learned at Top Gun in Miramar. Did I mention I was the honor grad? Anyway, once I had him on my nose, I lit him up with radar. I got lock, and then I punched a Sparrow up his ass. The poor dumb bastard never saw it coming. So, in answer to your question, that's how I became an ace over Nam. Next question? Helen…"

 

[Jeff]

Check out the hemp bracelet dude. I traded some chick in the parking lot for it.

 

[Rumpy Tunanator]

Check out the hemp bracelet dude. I traded some chick in the parking lot for it.

Yeah, Hilary, that cold bi..............haha hahhha hhahah hah h

 

[Rem]

Look I've made my thumb disappear, but wait .....

 

[Repo Man]

"Seriously guys, did you see that chicks breasts, they were out to here!"

 

[H]

“and through your hands in the air as I spin this record, wick, wack, wickity wickity wack”