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Extreme Impalement

SkeLeton

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I amazed that the article is in the category of 'entertainment'...

...Schotz will fulfill a longtime professional goal...
And that is to gross out the world....

Friggin weirdos (sorry weirdos)
 

el Guapo

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New on Fox: When objects impale people
A special from '101 Things Removed' from body
How many gerbil x-rays can a guy watch before getting bored. ;)
 

Chet

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[ot]
totally ot but impalement reminded me of this:

*amusing confession*
I had an afternoon meeting at the Federal Building downtown, and you have to pass through a metal detector. My co workers were on the 13th floor mezanine when I walked in, saw me, and took bets whether or not I had body piercings that would set them off.

(They didnt.)

[/ot]
 

Chet

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el Guapo said:
How many gerbil x-rays can a guy watch before getting bored. ;)
Well thanks for asking. But its differnet when they are your own x-rays!
 

Jen

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Impalements are fascinating and some of the situations that people survive are unbelievable. I saw the TLC ER episode with the huge butcher knife/cleaver sunk in a guys head - He wasn't much fazed and recently a pregnant musician from Michigan fell off her balcony onto a microphone stand. Impaled her through chest and shoulder area out her back, she sat there very still, felt fine at first then noticed her predicament and had her children call 911. SHe and baby, born by emerg C are fine!
 

JNA

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if you know any firefighter/emt or ski patrollers,
boy can they tell some stories if they wanted too.
 

Dan

Dear Leader
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As always, there's a related article in the Onion archives. Oy vey!

"Next on Fox News: horrifying footage of Michael Moore at the Old Country Buffet in Flint! You won't believe your eyes! Coming up next, on When Liberals Attack!"
 

BiteMeElmo

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Later tonight, on Fox:

See people taking it on the chin in the bathroom (sorry PlannerGirl, couldn't resist)...

See furnaces kicking in for no good reason other than it being a chilly day...

See doors hitting people in the ass on the way out...

Tonight on "When Homes Attack"
 
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