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Flaky postmodern spam

Dan

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Did anyone else get this pseudo-intellectual garbage in their in box?


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Date: Mon, 15 Jul 2002 11:27:26 -0700 (PDT)
From: Ibsenite Acherontic <coynessate4@yahoo.com>
Subject: Fakes...
To: ************
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There is something extremely wrong with every single
person in this world. They seem to be part of a
pointless simulation.

"The Matrix" has portrayed this idea somewhat, yet we
watch it and go back to our daily lives. Yet in this
very life, underneath the seeming diversity in
people's opinions, values, talents, and interests,
there is something that makes everyone the same. It
is as though this planet is populated only by mindless
fakes, objects that provide the appearance of
intellect on the surface but are based on only
mechanical reflexes and primitive thought patterns.

I don't really care if anything I say has been said
before, if it was portrayed in movies, in books, or in
the lyrics of some useless song. With 6 billion people
covering the globe at any given time, thousands and
thousands of years of written literature, probability
dictates almost any combination of words has occurred
numerous times. Yet there is clear evidence there was
no action, so those words, just like the people who
spoke them, must have been just more fakes. I am
forced to use this language (also created by the
fakes) because there is no alternative, so everything
I write here could be misunderstood to make me sound
like one of them, but it will be the action that I
take and the dedication that will separate me from
them.

In my estimation the fakes that occupy this planet
don't make up 99%, but more like 99.9999999% of the
population. I know this because I've searched, and in
my search have so far only found one true ally (I have
found him via the internet as well). But even with
those numbers we would not give up because there is no
logic in giving up.

The people on this planet are all fakes because the
societies have made them this way. Ideas that populate
people's minds have no logic or purpose. Concepts such
as religion, god, morality, individualism, freedom,
identity, happiness, love and billions of others are
all just memes. Like parasites they infect the minds
and spread from one person to the next. They have no
point or purpose; they exist without any logical basis
or foundation. The fakes are completely controlled by
them, and they will never see beyond them. To not be
controlled by them one must do more then just realize
that they exist. One must resist any ideas that have
no point, endlessly question, and never accept
imperfection or compromise in any answer.

We (myself and my ally) are different though. While we
have had the limitation of existing only in these
societies, something has made it possible for us to
resist being indoctrinated into becoming one of those
fakes. We have no arbitrary wants, needs, desires, or
preferences.

If this world continues to exist the way it is then
nothing in it will ever have a point. It will always
be just a product of random evolution, one with no
importance or relevance. The only logical goal is to
dedicate our lives to increasing our numbers, those
that aren't fakes, so that in thousands of years our
numbers may be such that the fakes would no longer be
a threat to progress.

Those that join us must see every other person
occupying this planet as the enemy, and us as their
only allies. Like us they must have dedication only to
taking the most logical action, and to nothing else.

To tell you more about us, we've posted some personal
information about ourselves on a website. You'll also
find past responses to us on that webpage.

Obviously anyone reading this email is most likely
just another fake. Do not simply reply to this email,
if you do your message will almost certainly be
ignored. If you do wish to communicate, first
demonstrate your interest by taking the effort to
find us online, one of the ways to do that is
described below.

Use a major search engine to search for every
combination of any two words from the list below.
The order of the words shouldn't matter as long as
you do not search for them in quotes, but generally
it should be clear what words can go together and
in what order. Also when you pick the right
combination you shouldn't need to look at more
then the first matches.

There are actually at least 7 (or more) different
combinations and websites you can find by searching
this list. The one you should contact will clearly
say it is the 'communication' page and will have
three forms to fill out. Mention what sites you did
find, the more effort it seems you took the more
likely we would believe in your dedication.

There is no trick to this and this isn't meant to be
quick, it should, however, be fairly clear if/when you
find the right site. The following search engines were
verified by us, please use any of them as other search
engines may simply not list us correctly: Yahoo,
Google, InfoSeek, Lycos, MSN, LookSmart, HotBot,
InfoSpace, Ask.com, AllTheWeb, Teoma, WebCrawler,
AltaVista, AOL Search, Netscape Search, Dogpile.

perfect
pointless
theory
endless
desire
defiance
eternal
wants
logic
competitive
driving
perpetual
competition
impartial
vision
logical
meaningless
teenage
infinite
dream
final
best
escape
fury
objective
purpose
thought
indoctrination
only
ambition
clue
view
perfection

If this can't be solved, or if you never reach us,
there should be no reason for you to give up as
we will never give up and thus there will always
be some way to find us.


--------------
Ryan and Jacob



 
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I think I would prefer this kind of mindless spam to the ones that I receive on a daily basis which basically claim that I can safey increase my penis size up to 3 inches. Hmmmm......didn't know I had one!
 

planasaurus

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Hmmm, maybe he got his college diploma from the SPAMMers who keep trying to sell me one - in just three weeks of course.
 
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I'm with Planderella - ever since I opened that web page with the brazilian soccer fan, every morning when I get to work, I've got an email offering gang rape porn, wild animals f***ing, etc. etc. etc. It's always from a different email address, and it doesn't matter how often i unsubscribe from their list. sigh. i'm just waiting for my husband's boss (the director of MIS) to call.
 

Tranplanner

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KMateja said:
it doesn't matter how often i unsubscribe from their list.
By trying to unsubscribe you may be inadvertently generating more spam - they know now that you are getting their emails, so they send you more, and sell your address to others...

I agree with Glomer.
 

Tranplanner

maudit anglais
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It depends on your email system - you may be able to block or filter certain emails and/or email addresses. Maybe Dan can help here - I'm not much of a techie...
 

Dan

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My personal e-mail address -- I get NO spam. The only account I get a lot of spam on is the old University at Buffalo account (where I recieved this gem). I got no spam there, either, until the address was listed on a Web site for "planning editoirs." Sigh.
 
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KMateja said:
I'm with Planderella - ever since I opened that web page with the brazilian soccer fan, every morning when I get to work, I've got an email offering gang rape porn, wild animals f***ing, etc. etc. etc. It's always from a different email address, and it doesn't matter how often i unsubscribe from their list. sigh. i'm just waiting for my husband's boss (the director of MIS) to call.
I thought I was the only one getting that crap. It's a horrible never-ending cycle.
 
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I'm just afraid that this will snowball and some morning i'll come in with 80 solicitations for child porn. damn, the internet sucks sometimes!
 

GeogPlanner

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i thought that was the only thing driving the internet and its proliferation and ever increasing bandwiths...PORN...the other white meat...
 

Cardinal

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If you are using Outlook you can filter out some of these. Add an e-mail address to filter by going to Actions - Junk email - Add to Adult Content Senders List. You can then block further messages from that sender. No matter what you do, though, you're always going to get that stuff.
 
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Michael - you're a genius. Thank you. I can't wait to come in tomorrow to see if it worked!

Kelly
 

Tranplanner

maudit anglais
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The only problem is that your spam is likely not coming from the same email address twice - maybe the same provider, but not the same address. I don't know if Outlook let's you block from certain ISPs - i.e. all @yahoo.com, etc.

Maybe you'll have to let your MIS guy in on your little secret and see if they can block it at the source.
 
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Outlook also has a little thing called "Adult Content Blocker" which will scan emails for objectionable words and automatically dump them. So we'll find out tomorrow if it works, because otherwise i'll be getting "enormous a** porn" and "zoo porn" for a while. *groan*
 
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