'Florida Man' game

[Maister]

This game has been making the rounds on the internet lately. Isn't it time we join in the fun here?

Google "Florida man" and your month and date of birth and post the headline for that day here. It may be possible to get multiple hits on interesting headlines, so feel free to post more than once on this thread!

Mine:
Florida man, drunk and naked, allegedly set house on fire in failed cookie baking attempt

 

[Bubba]

This game has been making the rounds on the internet lately. Isn't it time we join in the fun here?

Google "Florida man" and your month and date of birth and post the headline here. It may be possible to get multiple hits on interesting headlines, so feel free to post more than once on this thread!

Mine:
Florida man, drunk and naked, allegedly set house on fire in failed cookie baking attempt

A Florida Man let it all hang out at a strip club, dancer says. He wasn’t part of the act.

 

[JNA]

This is why everyone is Googling 'Florida man' and their birthday

This is why everyone is Googling 'Florida man' and their birthday

What 'Florida man' headline comes up for your birthday? People are Googling it to find out in the Florida Man Challenge.

www.usatoday.com

Florida Man Challenge: Which ridiculous headline matches your birthday?

Florida Man Challenge: Which ridiculous headline matches your birthday?

We can thank a viral tweet for bringing some of Florida’s most bizarre news stories back on our screens and in our hearts.

www.tampabay.com

 

[DVD]

Florida man attacks McDonalds employee and instantly regrets it

 

[Maister]

Florida Man Attacks Mother With Potato Salad

 

[AG74683]

Florida man says 3 syringes found in his butt aren't his

https://www.nbc-2.com/story/39752563/florida-man-says-3-syringes-found-in-his-butt-arent-his

 

[mendelman]

Florida man confirms he has never been to Disney World, somehow owes Disney money.

 

[Maister]

Florida man confirms he has never been to Disney World, somehow owes Disney money.

"Disney officials indicate that because he is a native, he has both a moral and fiduciary obligation to support the corporation and the local economy, hence the bill for $475..."

 

[Whose Yur Planner]

Florida man tries to ride a live alligator. Drugs and/or alcohol not involved.

 

[mendelman]

Florida man moves to Valdosta, Georgia, instantly 'dead' to his Florida family.


Florida man, 67, doesn't see a problem with neighbor's vintage car tire 'collection' outdoor display.

 

[ursus]

Florida Man Dials 911 and Demands a Ride Home "to Change His Underwear".

 

[terraplnr]

Florida Man Drops Stolen* TV from Getaway Scooter

*stolen from Walmart of course

 

[shell_waster]

Florida Man Arrested For Throwing An Adult Toy On Field Last Night In Buffalo

Florida man gets stuck after climbing down 30-foot well 'for bragging rights'

 

[Maister]

Florida man demands cash, donuts during Krispy Kreme robbery attempt.

"open up the cash register! Oh, and I'll take a half dozen glazed to go...."

 

[Planit]

Florida Man Tells Police He Burned Florida Gators Flag on Car Because He’s a Miami Hurricanes Fan

 

[Richmond Jake]

Florida man robs gas station while wearing drawn-on goatee

 

[Dan]

There's a bunch of them, but I like this one the best.

Bradenton, Florida Man Arrested After Giving Several “Wedgies” to Bradenton Movie Goers

Beats a mass shooting. And, to be an equal opportunity offender::

Police bust Florida woman with 4 Rolexes hidden in her body cavity

I'll let you guess what cavity they're talking about.

 

[Super Amputee Cat]

Florida Man Arrested After Threatening To Kill Politicians Who Vote No on Kavanaugh's Confirmation

http://time.com/5416674/florida-kavanaugh-vote-threat/

 

[JNA]

Predictably, Florida Man Blows Off Part of His Hand in July 4th Fireworks Accident

Predictably, Florida Man Blows Off Part of His Hand in July 4th Fireworks Accident

Lauderhill (WTFF) – Another Florida man blew off part of his hand playing with fireworks on the Fourth of July. His name wasn’t released, so we’ll just call him Florida Man. The injury resulted in a “partial amputation” of Florida Man’s hand, according to Lauderhill Fire PIO. The incident took...

wtfflorida.com

Florida man hit by celebratory gunfire during Fourth of July fireworks show

Florida man hit by celebratory gunfire during Fourth of July fireworks show

The man received treatment at an area hospital and is expected to be okay, police said.

www.usatoday.com

Five Best July 4th Florida Arrests

Five Best July 4th Florida Arrests

Ah, the Fourth of July. Fireworks, hot dogs, family, and 'MERICA, dammit. It's fun. But if you're in Florida, it's also dangerous. Down here, we look for illegal fireworks (that would be anything that flies through the air or explodes), and often we have too much fun take shit too...

www.browardpalmbeach.com

 

[Bubba]

 

[Whose Yur Planner]

My state had a Florida moment. A woman shot, possibly killed, a man while in a car on the Coast, while in a car. She then drove them up to my fair city, about an 1.15, 1.5 hours away.

 

[Wannaplan?]

That’s not Richard Florida, the economic development guru who turned the urban planning world upside down with his seminal work, Bowling Alone... No, that’s leading man Gary Busey who is the superstar actor who played a loving father and husband in David Lynch’s acclaimed and beloved Lost Highway film from the late 90s.

 

[michaelskis]

Florida Man Screaming About Vampires Allegedly Sets Fire In His Own House

Florida Man Screaming About Vampires Allegedly Sets Fire In His Own House

www.inquisitr.com

On the other hand NC is quickly hitting that vibe too...
'Sharks are still good people:' North Carolina shark attack survivor Paige Winter says she's 'popping' through recovery

'Sharks are still good people:' North Carolina shark attack survivor Paige Winter says she's 'popping' through recovery

The father of the North Carolina high school student who survived a shark attack joined doctors to share his daughter's incredible story.

abc11.com

(I was not aware that shark were people)

 

[JNA]

Who is Florida Man?

https://www.cjr.org/business_of_news/florida-man-news.php

Florida man thought he bought a villa, actually paid thousands for tiny 100-by-1 foot strip of land

Florida man thought he bought a villa, actually paid thousands for tiny 100-by-1 foot strip of land

The man thought he bought a villa for $9,100 in an online auction, but in reality he won the patch of grass between two of them.

www.nydailynews.com

You’ve heard of Florida Man. Now, brace yourselves for the TV show.

You’ve heard of Florida Man. Now, brace yourselves for the TV show.

With all the weird and wacky crime stories that go on in the Sunshine State, Florida Man is finally getting a TV show on Oxygen.

www.miamiherald.com

Would you watch ?

 

[luckless pedestrian]

best thread ever