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'Florida Man' game

JNA

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Florida troopers find narcotics in bag labeled ‘Bag Full of Drugs’

 

JNA

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Headline Gems of the Day

Florida man gets arrested for the 66th time

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Florida man arrested after spraying people with fire extinguisher at Walmart

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Florida man accused of impersonating state prosecutors sentenced to 10 years in prison
Christian Mosco tried to drop charges against himself
 
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Florida Man Upset He Can’t Bring Cutout of Donald Trump to Dialysis

Quote from his son:
“What I would really like to happen is for them not to infringe upon my father’s freedom of expression and speech and allow him to bring in the lifesize cardboard cutout that takes up less service area than a garbage can."
 

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Florida Man Arrested On Allegations He Used COVID-Relief Funds To Buy Lamborghini

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Florida man driving with candle sets car on fire

Florida man catches 17-foot python in Everglades

Florida man and his sons charged with selling toxic chemical as a coronavirus cure to thousands

Florida Man: Memes to make you happy you don’t live there
 

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Florida Man Steals Pool Floats For Sex "Instead Of Raping Women"
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"About 75 floats were found in [his] possession, police say."
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Does his statement to the police imply that he would have attempted to rape women 75 times?!?

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Florida Man, 62, Strips, Performs "Strange Dance" At McDonald's. Then Tries To Impregnate A Railing.
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Naked Florida man starts house fire while baking cookies on George Foreman grill
"...the man allegedly tried baking cookies on a George Foreman grill which he left unattended. The grill and cookies caught fire, so he put dry towels on top of the grill. Those caught fire, too, causing the fire to spread."

"The man admitted to drinking two liters of vodka and smoking marijuana starting around 9 a.m. that morning."

(Written Sept 7, 2018 & it's still popping up near the top.)
 

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Florida man is bitten by alligator, then by a shark

SAME STORY
Florida man once bitten by alligator is chomped by 8-foot shark while on vacation

And the spider too !
 
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Florida man is bitten by nurse shark that won't let go, acts like it's no big deal
The best video footage so far:



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What most news articles left out-->The Florida man purposely provoked the baby nurse shark in the water:
...the man’s buddy bet him $100 that he wouldn’t touch or grab the shark. Well, indeed he touched the shark, and though he is probably now $100 richer, hopefully he learned an important lesson that sharks will indeed bite your dumb ass.
Source: https://www.orlandoweekly.com/Blogs...mportant-lesson-about-sharks-at-florida-beach
 

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Florida Man Double IPA, from Cigar City Brewing (Tampa):



^^Current packaging. A couple of former versions:

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The description from the brewery:

The world needs heroes, and in our home state of Florida only a very special hero will do. A hero with a shark tooth around his neck, a Grim Reaper tattoo on his arm, and a rap sheet longer than his mama’s mustache. A hero who’s forgotten more about amateur taxidermy and alligator rasslin’ than you’ll ever know. What better way to pay tribute to our beloved Florida Man than with a big ol’ Double India Pale Ale brewed with a nearly-criminal amount of hops and a moderate bitterness that just about matches Florida Man’s general disposition. This hopped-up whopper of a beer is big in character and guaranteed to sear itself into your memory, just like “the world’s worst superhero,” Florida Man.
 
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