Fun Link: Alanis Morissette

[Wannaplan?]

Alanis Morissette Random Lyric Generator

http://www.brunching.com/alanislyrics.html

Here is my output:

"Will to Live"

I feel miserable
Jaw gaping incisors make me ill
I feel miserable
Grinning co-workers tear at my foundations
I feel miserable
Futuristic robotic-like drones are dragging me down to the depths of misery
I want to die

Is it because of superficial endearment intended to make me feel like a king that I feel this way?
With the canary yellow rays of misery pounding on my brain?
Or am I lost in tale of Spielberg, adrift far from home
I don't think so, I don't think so.

Katherine Broke My Will to Live
Katherine Broke My Will to Live
Katherine Broke My Will to Live
I was getting better but then
Katherine Broke My Will to Live

I feel miserable
Oozing polyps rot the flesh from my bones
I feel miserable
Endangered species defeat my purpose
I feel miserable
Doctor's orders are doing their best to impale my soul
I want to die

Is it because of superficial endearment intended to make me feel like a king that I feel this way?
With the canary yellow rays of misery pounding on my brain?
Am I lost in tale of Spielberg, adrift far from home
I don't think so, I don't think so.

Katherine Broke My Will to Live
Katherine Broke My Will to Live
Oh God, Katherine Broke My Will to Live
I was getting better but then
Katherine Broke My Will to Live

 

[Wannaplan?]

Choose "Why?" and use some naughty phrases. It's the funniest one there.

 

[Downtown]

OMG - almost peed my pants!

"Why"

Uteruses, tampons, boxes of midol
Why God, Why?
Tampons, feelings of fatigue, PMS
Why God, Why?

What have I done to deserve this red horror?
Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of PMS
Like a ee cumings character, I'm wordy and alone
Why God, Why?

Granny underpants, Uteruses, Cramps
Why God, Why?
PMS, Cramps, boxes of midol
Why God, Why?

What have I done to deserve this red disaster that is my life?
Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of PMS
Like a ee cumings character, I'm wordy and alone
Why God, Why?

What have I done to deserve this red misery?
Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of PMS
Like a ee cumings character, I'm wordy and alone
Why God, Why?

Why God, Why?
Why God, Why?
Why God, Why?
Why God, Why?

 

[PlannerGirl]

oh my god this is funny!

"I Think"

I Think plans are really a huge problem
I Think angry folks are too much on my mind
I Think red pens have got a lot to do with why the world sucks
But what can you do?

Like a red rain, beating down on me
Like a Poe line, which won't let go of my brain
Like Matt's ass, it is in my head
Blame it on work
Blame it on work
Blame it on work

I Think bosses are gonna drive us all crazy
And co workers make me feel like a child
I Think clocks will eventually be the downfall of civilization
But what can you do? I said what can you do?

Like a red rain, beating down on me
Like a Poe line, which won't let go of my brain
Like Matt's ass, it is in my head
Blame it on work
Blame it on work
Blame it on work

Like a red rain, beating down on me
Like Matt's smile, cruel and cold
Like Poe's ass, it is in my head
Blame it on work
Blame it on work
Blame it on work

 

[Planderella]

OMG....this is incredible!!!!!!

"Will to Live"

I feel miserable
Liars make me ill
I feel miserable
Retards tear at my foundations
I feel miserable
Dogs are dragging me down to the depths of misery
I want to die

Is it because of Fake People that I feel this way?
With the Red rays of misery pounding on my brain?
Or am I lost in tale of Langston Hughes, adrift far from home
I don't think so, I don't think so.

Chris Broke My Will to Live
Chris Broke My Will to Live
Chris Broke My Will to Live
I was getting better but then
Chris Broke My Will to Live

I feel miserable
Talibans rot the flesh from my bones
I feel miserable
Coworkers defeat my purpose
I feel miserable
Relatives are doing their best to impale my soul
I want to die

Is it because of Fake People that I feel this way?
With the Red rays of misery pounding on my brain?
Am I lost in tale of Langston Hughes, adrift far from home
I don't think so, I don't think so.

Chris Broke My Will to Live
Chris Broke My Will to Live
Oh God, Chris Broke My Will to Live
I was getting better but then
Chris Broke My Will to Live

 

[PlannerGirl]

oh my god this is a riot! so much juciy stuff for later use...hehe

 

[Repo Man]

Inspired by a horrible neighborhood open house on a small 10-unit condo development last night.

"Why"

Developer, buildings, condos
Why God, Why?
Buildings, pollution, NIMBYs
Why God, Why?

What have I done to deserve this Blue horror?
Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of NIMBYs
Like a Shakespeare character, I'm wordy and alone
Why God, Why?

Traffic, developer, money
Why God, Why?
NIMBYs, money, condos
Why God, Why?

What have I done to deserve this Blue disaster that is my life?
Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of NIMBYs
Like a Shakespeare character, I'm wordy and alone
Why God, Why?

What have I done to deserve this Blue misery?
Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of NIMBYs
Like a Shakespeare character, I'm wordy and alone
Why God, Why?

Why God, Why?
Why God, Why?
Why God, Why?
Why God, Why?

 

[el Guapo]

Flash Back Five Years!

"Will to Live"

I feel miserable
Investigations make me ill
I feel miserable
Oval Office Mastrubations tear at my foundations
I feel miserable
Clintonites are dragging me down to the depths of misery
I want to die

Is it because of Democrats that I feel this way?
With the blue rays of misery pounding on my brain?
Or am I lost in tale of Ken Starr, adrift far from home
I don't think so, I don't think so.

Hillary Broke My Will to Live
Hillary Broke My Will to Live
Hillary Broke My Will to Live
I was getting better but then
Hillary Broke My Will to Live

I feel miserable
Obstructors of Justice rot the flesh from my bones
I feel miserable
Blue Dresses defeat my purpose
I feel miserable
Senators are doing their best to impale my soul
I want to die

Is it because of Democrats that I feel this way?
With the blue rays of misery pounding on my brain?
Am I lost in tale of Ken Starr, adrift far from home
I don't think so, I don't think so.

Hillary Broke My Will to Live
Hillary Broke My Will to Live
Oh God, Hillary Broke My Will to Live
I was getting better but then
Hillary Broke My Will to Live

 

[Planderella]

What a riot!

 

[Mary Poppins]

"I Think"

I Think annoying people are really a huge problem
I Think brain-dead children are too much on my mind
I Think camera-happy leaf-peepers have got a lot to do with why the world sucks
But what can you do?

Like a purple rain, beating down on me
Like a Edgar Allen Poe line, which won't let go of my brain
Like Travis's ass, it is in my head
Blame it on tourists
Blame it on tourists
Blame it on tourists

I Think speedo-wearing canadiens are gonna drive us all crazy
And non english speaking visitors make me feel like a child
I Think whiny kid toting parents will eventually be the downfall of civilization
But what can you do? I said what can you do?

Like a purple rain, beating down on me
Like a Edgar Allen Poe line, which won't let go of my brain
Like Travis's ass, it is in my head
Blame it on tourists
Blame it on tourists
Blame it on tourists

Like a purple rain, beating down on me
Like Travis's smile, cruel and cold
Like Edgar Allen Poe's ass, it is in my head
Blame it on tourists
Blame it on tourists
Blame it on tourists

 

[Wannaplan?]

BRAVO!

These are great!

 

[prudence]

Gonna catch hell...

"Why"

Taxes, bleeding-hearts, social programs
Why God, Why?
Bleeding-hearts, Kennedys, Liberals
Why God, Why?

What have I done to deserve this red horror?
Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of Liberals
Like a Chosser character, I'm wordy and alone
Why God, Why?

Lies, taxes, political correctness
Why God, Why?
Liberals, political correctness, social programs
Why God, Why?

What have I done to deserve this red disaster that is my life?
Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of Liberals
Like a Chaucer character, I'm wordy and alone
Why God, Why?

What have I done to deserve this red misery?
Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of Liberals
Like a Chosser character, I'm wordy and alone
Why God, Why?

Why God, Why?
Why God, Why?
Why God, Why?
Why God, Why?

 

[NHPlanner]

This ranks up there with the randon country music lyric generator!

"Why"

Bland architecture, sterile facades, pushy customers
Why God, Why?
Sterile facades, brain dead cashiers, Wal-Mart
Why God, Why?

What have I done to deserve this black horror?
Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of Wal-Mart
Like a Shel Silverstein character, I'm wordy and alone
Why God, Why?

Elderly people greeters, bland architecture, acres of parking
Why God, Why?
Wal-Mart, acres of parking, pushy customers
Why God, Why?

What have I done to deserve this black disaster that is my life?
Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of Wal-Mart
Like a Shel Silverstein character, I'm wordy and alone
Why God, Why?

What have I done to deserve this black misery?
Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of Wal-Mart
Like a Shel Silverstein character, I'm wordy and alone
Why God, Why?

Why God, Why?
Why God, Why?
Why God, Why?
Why God, Why?

 

[nerudite]

Re: Gonna catch hell...

"Why"

Taxes, bleeding-hearts, social programs
Why God, Why?
Bleeding-hearts, Kennedys, Liberals
Why God, Why?

What have I done to deserve this red horror?
Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of Liberals
Like a Chosser character, I'm wordy and alone

Too bad the stupid programmer couldn't spell Chaucer. But you are right... these are funny nonetheless.

 

[donk]

For those of us that become less productive without our "fix".

"Why"

Photoshoppers, 60 second rule, clubes
Why God, Why?
60 second rule, killing kittens, cyburbia addiction
Why God, Why?

What have I done to deserve this red horror?
Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of cyburbia addiction
Like a leonard cohen character, I'm wordy and alone
Why God, Why?

Haikus, photoshoppers, muggie
Why God, Why?
Cyburbia addiction, muggie, clubes
Why God, Why?

What have I done to deserve this red disaster that is my life?
Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of cyburbia addiction
Like a leonard cohen character, I'm wordy and alone
Why God, Why?

What have I done to deserve this red misery?
Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of cyburbia addiction
Like a leonard cohen character, I'm wordy and alone
Why God, Why?

Why God, Why?
Why God, Why?
Why God, Why?
Why God, Why?

 

[SkeLeton]

Alanis Morrissette's rant on Bush

mwahahahahahah:
This turned out quite decently..
It's just a joke ok!

"I Think"

I Think idiots are really a huge problem
I Think morrons are too much on my mind
I Think liars have got a lot to do with why the world sucks
But what can you do?

Like a black rain, beating down on me
Like a Kapow line, which won't let go of my brain
Like Jeb Bush's ass, it is in my head
Blame it on Bush
Blame it on Bush
Blame it on Bush

I Think coke adicts are gonna drive us all crazy
And jerks make me feel like a child
I Think oil adicts will eventually be the downfall of civilization
But what can you do? I said what can you do?

Like a black rain, beating down on me
Like a Kapow line, which won't let go of my brain
Like Jeb Bush's ass, it is in my head
Blame it on Bush
Blame it on Bush
Blame it on Bush

Like a black rain, beating down on me
Like Jeb Bush's smile, cruel and cold
Like Kapow's ass, it is in my head
Blame it on Bush
Blame it on Bush
Blame it on Bush


PS: The title isn't very Bush-like

 

[prudence]

Re: Re: Gonna catch hell...

Too bad the stupid programmer couldn't spell Chaucer. But you are right... these are funny nonetheless.

Should we be so petty as to point out all the mistakes we see?

Such as when people cannot spell addict?!?

 

[nerudite]

Hmmmm... Maybe I am too anal retentive... but I think if someone is going to bother to write a pogram that many people are going to use and read, that they should at least get the person's name they are referencing right.

Wait a minute... eek! I just figured out that maybe it was an input that you had put in. If that's the case... then I wouldn't have posted that in the first place. Sorry in advance if that's what it was.

 

[Runner]

"Why"

McMansions, Highways, SUVs
Why God, Why?
Highways, Big Box Retail Stores, Suburban Sprawl
Why God, Why?

What have I done to deserve this green horror?
Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of Suburban Sprawl
Like a David Letterman character, I'm wordy and alone
Why God, Why?

Single Use Zoning, McMansions, Speculators
Why God, Why?
Suburban Sprawl, Speculators, SUVs
Why God, Why?

What have I done to deserve this green disaster that is my life?
Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of Suburban Sprawl
Like a David Letterman character, I'm wordy and alone
Why God, Why?

What have I done to deserve this green misery?
Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of Suburban Sprawl
Like a David Letterman character, I'm wordy and alone
Why God, Why?

Why God, Why?
Why God, Why?
Why God, Why?
Why God, Why?

 

[Runner]

"I Think"

I Think McMansions are really a huge problem
I Think Highways are too much on my mind
I Think SUVs have got a lot to do with why the world sucks
But what can you do?

Like a green rain, beating down on me
Like a David Letterman line, which won't let go of my brain
Like Christina Aguilera's ass, it is in my head
Blame it on Suburban Sprawl
Blame it on Suburban Sprawl
Blame it on Suburban Sprawl

I Think Big Box Retail Stores are gonna drive us all crazy
And Single Use Zoning make me feel like a child
I Think Speculators will eventually be the downfall of civilization
But what can you do? I said what can you do?

Like a green rain, beating down on me
Like a David Letterman line, which won't let go of my brain
Like Christina Aguilera's ass, it is in my head
Blame it on Suburban Sprawl
Blame it on Suburban Sprawl
Blame it on Suburban Sprawl

Like a green rain, beating down on me
Like Christina Aguilera's smile, cruel and cold
Like David Letterman's ass, it is in my head
Blame it on Suburban Sprawl
Blame it on Suburban Sprawl
Blame it on Suburban Sprawl

 

[Wannaplan?]

"Will to Live"

I feel miserable
Weapons of Mass Destruction make me ill
I feel miserable
Oil Rigs tear at my foundations
I feel miserable
Wars are dragging me down to the depths of misery
I want to die

Is it because of Saddam Hussein that I feel this way?
With the black rays of misery pounding on my brain?
Or am I lost in tale of Maya Angelou, adrift far from home
I don't think so, I don't think so.

Osama Bin Laden Broke My Will to Live
Osama Bin Laden Broke My Will to Live
Osama Bin Laden Broke My Will to Live
I was getting better but then
Osama Bin Laden Broke My Will to Live

I feel miserable
Iraqis rot the flesh from my bones
I feel miserable
Wives defeat my purpose
I feel miserable
Children are doing their best to impale my soul
I want to die

Is it because of Saddam Hussein that I feel this way?
With the black rays of misery pounding on my brain?
Am I lost in tale of Maya Angelou, adrift far from home
I don't think so, I don't think so.

Osama Bin Laden Broke My Will to Live
Osama Bin Laden Broke My Will to Live
Oh God, Osama Bin Laden Broke My Will to Live
I was getting better but then
Osama Bin Laden Broke My Will to Live

 

[JNA]

in Guinness Beer Tv Ad voice "Brilliant"

 

[Michele Zone]

mwahahahahahah:
This turned out quite decently..
It's just a joke ok!

"I Think"



PS: The title isn't very Bush-like

You contradict yourself. lol.

I don't know if I should mention this, but you aren't the only 'foreigner' I have heard ranting about Bush recently. It was memorable cuz the guy's English isn't as good as yours and he kept saying "Your Bush" and I initially wondered what in heck he was talking about and whether or not I should be offended. Then I realized he meant "my" president.

Er, if SkeL doesn't Get It, someone else explain it. He is too young for me to talk to like that. :-D :-$

 

[Bangorian]

SUVs

"I Think"

I Think Hummers are really a huge problem ;-)
I Think Emissions are too much on my mind
I Think Commutes have got a lot to do with why the world sucks
But what can you do?

Like a Maroon rain, beating down on me
Like a Jimmy Carter line, which won't let go of my brain
Like George Bush's ass, it is in my head :-c
Blame it on SUVs
Blame it on SUVs
Blame it on SUVs

I Think Navigators are gonna drive us all crazy
And Status Symbols make me feel like a child
I Think Suburbanites will eventually be the downfall of civilization :-D
But what can you do? I said what can you do?

Like a Maroon rain, beating down on me
Like a Jimmy Carter line, which won't let go of my brain
Like George Bush's ass, it is in my head
Blame it on SUVs
Blame it on SUVs
Blame it on SUVs

Like a Maroon rain, beating down on me
Like George Bush's smile, cruel and cold
Like Jimmy Carter's ass, it is in my head :-c :-#
Blame it on SUVs
Blame it on SUVs
Blame it on SUVs

 

[Richmond Jake]

Here's mine

"I Think"

I Think balls are really a huge problem
I Think houses are too much on my mind
I Think stores have got a lot to do with why the world sucks
But what can you do?

Like a blue rain, beating down on me
Like a Frank Zappa line, which won't let go of my brain
Like Hollis's ass, it is in my head
Blame it on wife
Blame it on wife
Blame it on wife

I Think boats are gonna drive us all crazy
And cars make me feel like a child
I Think boyfriends will eventually be the downfall of civilization
But what can you do? I said what can you do?

Like a blue rain, beating down on me
Like a Frank Zappa line, which won't let go of my brain
Like Hollis's ass, it is in my head
Blame it on wife
Blame it on wife
Blame it on wife

Like a blue rain, beating down on me
Like Hollis's smile, cruel and cold
Like Frank Zappa's ass, it is in my head
Blame it on wife
Blame it on wife
Blame it on wife