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Fun With Karen

Dan

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Dan: None of this applies to the good Karens of Cyburbia. :)

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Maister: yes, what Dan said. This is all in good fun, hence the thread title.


No wonder Karen is so grumpy.

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Even in a textbook, she gets a bob.
 
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Maister

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No wonder Karen is so grumpy.

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Even in a textbook, she gets a bob.
A sense of obligation compels us to complete that assignment.

3. She used to exercise patience and forbearance, but now asks to see the manager immediately.

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split from NUMTOTS. It's time we had a general let's make sport of the 'Karens' of the world thread.
 
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Image result for karen meme

On a side note, I've never really been drawn to emo girls, but in looking at this picture after I posted it, the emo Karen is, well, kinda hawt.:emo::daydream:
 

Dan

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Didn't even have to Photoshop this.

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Dan

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This Karen hates pedestrians, for some reason. Maybe she thinks sidewalks are decorative or something.


I don't see curb cuts, so it's probably an alley city or town in the Great Lakes region or Midwest.
 

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Karen's calendars. Get them now and avoid the rush.


This Karen hates pedestrians, for some reason. Maybe she thinks sidewalks are decorative or something.
This would be perfect fodder for Nextdoor :D :D :D
 
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I've met people like that who believe they own the sidewalk and you should never walk on their sidewalk. Granted the lady was in Germany and everyone knew she was nuts, but at least she did sweep the sidewalk daily before us horrible kids walked on it to get to the bus stop.
 

Dan

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Karen's calendars. Get them now and avoid the rush.
Or you could get a Karen calendar.

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(There's a growing ethnic Karen community in Buffalo.)

Or you could have a different pithy inspirational quote every month. 𝓓𝓪𝓷𝓬𝓮 𝓪𝓼 𝓲𝓯 𝓷𝓸𝓫𝓸𝓭𝔂'𝓼 𝔀𝓪𝓽𝓬𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓰!

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Lady in the bottom right looks very uncomfortable. Like this creepy dude is forcing me to pretend to be his wife level uncomfortable.
 

Dan

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When it's time for Karen to head off to that four bedroom, three and a half bathroom center hall colonial on a cul-de-sac in a good school district in the sky. That, or bury one of her unvaccinated kids.

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What can/should I do if my dept office manager is named Karen ?
 

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So, I was just at HomeGoods Don't ask why.

Anyhow, the place was filled with Karen types. One thing they had in common - they were all rocking HUGE engagement rings. Normally, I don't notice rings, but there were so many big-ass rings that it was hard not to see.
 

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Karens are 65.3% more likely to dye their hair than others.
 
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