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Fun With Karen

Dan

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So what are the demands of the United Karens of America, aside from wanting to speak to the manager? Longer wine breaks? More time in the morning to fix their hairdo?
Your Nintendo Switch, for one.
 

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So what are the demands of the United Karens of America, aside from wanting to speak to the manager? Longer wine breaks? More time in the morning to fix their hairdo?
They were behind this -
Decision to jail salon owner who illegally reopened went too far, top Texas officials say
 

DVD

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It's okay, if you're a Karen, own it! I just don't see you as the wine toting live, laugh, love type.
 

DVD

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Karen complains to manager that deli has been closed for too long.
 

TOFB

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I told my wife what a Karen is and we both immediately realized both her sisters were.
 

Dan

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Dan

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In today's Karen's news, more wtf:
It's always Chuck E Cheese and Red Lobster. Always,

Meanwhile, in Beaumont, Texas ...

 

MD Planner

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That was very satisfying when she got tased. And sadly, you're probably right if that was anyone other than an old white lady she probably gets a gun drawn on her instead of a taser.

But honest to God, ALL she had to do was sign the paper. Your odds of not being arrested, beaten, tased or killed go up exponentially if you just DO WHAT THE COPS SAY. If you think you've been wronged make sure you live so you can pursue your grievance.
 
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