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Fun With Karen

Dan

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So what are the demands of the United Karens of America, aside from wanting to speak to the manager? Longer wine breaks? More time in the morning to fix their hairdo?
Your Nintendo Switch, for one.
 

JNA

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So what are the demands of the United Karens of America, aside from wanting to speak to the manager? Longer wine breaks? More time in the morning to fix their hairdo?
They were behind this -
Decision to jail salon owner who illegally reopened went too far, top Texas officials say
 

DVD

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It's okay, if you're a Karen, own it! I just don't see you as the wine toting live, laugh, love type.
 

DVD

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Karen complains to manager that deli has been closed for too long.
 

TOFB

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I told my wife what a Karen is and we both immediately realized both her sisters were.
 

Dan

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Dan

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In today's Karen's news, more wtf:
It's always Chuck E Cheese and Red Lobster. Always,

Meanwhile, in Beaumont, Texas ...

 

TOFB

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(May be disturbing)

This Karen would be dead if she wasn't white.
 

MD Planner

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That was very satisfying when she got tased. And sadly, you're probably right if that was anyone other than an old white lady she probably gets a gun drawn on her instead of a taser.

But honest to God, ALL she had to do was sign the paper. Your odds of not being arrested, beaten, tased or killed go up exponentially if you just DO WHAT THE COPS SAY. If you think you've been wronged make sure you live so you can pursue your grievance.
 

luckless pedestrian

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The latest Karen in Central Park is so troubling and disgusting - why does this keep happening
 

JNA

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The latest Karen in Central Park is so troubling and disgusting - why does this keep happening
When Being a ‘Karen’ Turns Criminal? Central Park Dog-Walker Could Be Prosecuted

Civic association calls on de Blasio to ban Central Park ‘Karen’ for life

Are We Supposed To Feel Bad Central Park “Karen” Lost Her Job And Her Dog…Because We Don’t
 

Dan

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Sorry I've been a bit scarce lately. Just working to get the most recent FBC draft finished.

 
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(Not an advertisement.)

Thie is the KAREN WIG:
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They come in just about any color:

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(Not shown: many shades of greens, purples & blues.)


KAREN WIGS are nearly impossible to sell.

Even for role-play or cosplay.
Even for Halloween!

In fact, KAREN WIGS are nearly impossible to give away!


As a "Big Seller" on a certain online auction site., I have this huge lot of new, manufacturer-sealed KAREN Wigs, every color..
I am GIving Away FOR FREE (by mail) one or many Karen Wigs to anybody here who wants them.

Who would want them? I can't imagine. But maybe somebody will have better luck with them than I did!
 

Wannaplan?

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From Amazon:

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JNA

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Did a Karen write our zoning ordinance back in the early 60's -

We have as listed uses -

Hair products;
Jewelry;
Umbrellas and parasols;
Venetian blinds;
Window shades.
 
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