Good Omen.
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Budgie said:
To turn a Good Omen into the actualization of a dream, one must pray and offer sacrifice to the appropraiate gods and dieties. The first step has occurred - the Good Omen. The next step is up to you - what shall you sacrifice? Then, after the sacrificial offering, you will receive the gifts of your work. Believe! If not, then you are not worthy to drink Guinness.
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Budgie said:
Yes it does mean good times ahead. You will survive a binge of drinking at Rumpy's:b:
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Re: Re: Good Omen.
I am up to the task. I'll sacrifice a 12 pack of Guiness and 12 pints of Stampede Stout at the High Noon Saloon. I'll let you know what my "gifts" are next week. Hopefully a sweet young lass on my knee. I can only pray to the beer god.
Wanigas? said:
I am up to the task. I'll sacrifice a 12 pack of Guiness and 12 pints of Stampede Stout at the High Noon Saloon. I'll let you know what my "gifts" are next week. Hopefully a sweet young lass on my knee. I can only pray to the beer god.
woulda been better if it followed you home!
Budgie to wife: "but it followed me home honey!" I'll treat it real good and drink when i can."
Wife to Budgie: " NO you can't keep it, what will the nieghbors think?!"
Budige to wife: "I'll put it in the back yard, no one will notice!"
wife to Budgie: "well, OK, just as long as you finish ALL of it!"
Budgie to wife: "but it followed me home honey!" I'll treat it real good and drink when i can."
Wife to Budgie: " NO you can't keep it, what will the nieghbors think?!"
Budige to wife: "I'll put it in the back yard, no one will notice!"
wife to Budgie: "well, OK, just as long as you finish ALL of it!"
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martini said:
Here's the actual conversation.
Budgie to wife: "but it followed me home honey!" I'll treat it real good and drink when I can."
Wife of Budgie: "No you can't keep it, because I don't like stout. You know that you can only bring home what I like. Besides what will the neighbors think?"
Budgie to wife: "FCK the neighbors and I don't understand why all of my personal preferences have to conform to your tastes. This beautiful blessing followed me home, it wasn't a conscious choice that I made."
Wife of Budgie: "FINE !!!!, just so long as you'll be able to watch the kids every night this week so I can go to Hawaii with my friend Angie. Please, don't say we never do anything together, if you would have brought Keystone light home, we could be drinking together. Oh by the way, my flight leaves in 20 minutes, have you got my clothes dried and folded. Have you seen my belt and shoes? Where are my keys? PLEASE HELP ME FIND MY PURSE !!!!!".
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Dude, LOL your cracking me up. Keystone Light? uggggggggggg, thats sad. Right now I am thinking about oing to the bar to have me a guiness:b:
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Budgie said:
Hah, you can't have a beer until after 5. I'll have to drink a few for you:b:
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Budgie - your omen had some good results