martini said:
woulda been better if it followed you home!
Budgie to wife: "but it followed me home honey!" I'll treat it real good and drink when i can."
Wife to Budgie: " NO you can't keep it, what will the nieghbors think?!"
Budige to wife: "I'll put it in the back yard, no one will notice!"
wife to Budgie: "well, OK, just as long as you finish ALL of it!"
Here's the actual conversation.
Budgie to wife: "but it followed me home honey!" I'll treat it real good and drink when I can."
Wife of Budgie: "No you can't keep it, because I don't like stout. You know that you can only bring home what I like. Besides what will the neighbors think?"
Budgie to wife: "FCK the neighbors and I don't understand why all of my personal preferences have to conform to your tastes. This beautiful blessing followed me home, it wasn't a conscious choice that I made."
Wife of Budgie: "FINE !!!!, just so long as you'll be able to watch the kids every night this week so I can go to Hawaii with my friend Angie. Please, don't say we never do anything together, if you would have brought Keystone light home, we could be drinking together. Oh by the way, my flight leaves in 20 minutes, have you got my clothes dried and folded. Have you seen my belt and shoes? Where are my keys? PLEASE HELP ME FIND MY PURSE !!!!!".