Happy Dyngus Day

[Rumpy Tunanator]

I saw the squirt guns and the pussywillows this money on the top of the page and I thought why am I here? I should have the day off to crack open a Genny. I better watch out so I don't get whacked by der pussywillows

 

[el Guapo]

More about this grand holiday please. But you best not be trying to replace Festivis (the holiday for the rest of us) if you know what is good for you!

 

[Gedunker]

You know, Rumpy, the more galant lads use cologne instead of water in their squirt guns. Surely this puts your mind to working . . . ;-)

 

[Rumpy Tunanator]

More about this grand holiday please. But you best not be trying to replace Festivis (the holiday for the rest of us) if you know what is good for you!

Its a Polish holiday here,Dan can fill you in more about this grand holiday, get your keilbosa and pierogies boiling.

There is no way I would even try to replace Festivis for the rest of us, that's what I celebrated yesterday

 

[Dan]

More about this grand holiday please.

You not know about dat der Dyngus Day der, gutdemmit? What the hell wrong wit you der?

 

[SGB]

Someone's gotta try to explain this around here, so here it goes.