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Chet

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If you had one sentence to put on your grave stone what would it be?

I'm thinking,

That's It? Huh.
 

mendelman

Unfrozen Caveman Planner
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Tombstone (pizza?)

I like pepper on my cottage cheese and shave about once a week
 

Richmond Jake

You can't fight in here. This is the War Room!
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Reports of my death are greatly exaggerated.

or

These weary bones, resting under the drums and tramplings of three conquests.
 
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The Irish One

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do a bl for me and exhale into this tube.I really need to hotbox right now. I'm sure you understand.
 
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SkeLeton

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"The current application has preformed an illegal operation and must be shut down" :p
 

PlannerGirl

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I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night


OR

If your reading this someones A$$ is gonna pay-i TOLD them to cremate me!
 

Dan

Dear Leader
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I hope nobody does this to me.
 

Seabishop

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I’m going to grab your leg . . . . NOW!


Girl, you best not be shacking up with my brother Joey or I’m gonna haunt your skanky a$$!
 

boiker

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funeral costs

they're getting so high..

mine will say.....

"...he enriched the lives of us all".. -brought to you by PEPSI.. the choice of a new generation!
 

Chet

Cyburbian Emeritus
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EG said:
This is what it will really be:

Sergeant U.S. Army
Persian Gulf War
Morbid question:
Are you thinking of being laid to rest in Arlington?
 

el Guapo

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I hear from the folks in Leavenworth they officially call it the Persian Gulf War on the tombstones - You would be suprised at the number of soldiers already dead from the post-war period. Arlington is for military overachievers or donors to the Clinton campaign. There are some people that need dug up. That dirtbag sold everything he could.

I'll end up at a VA cemetery.
 

PlannerGirl

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Arlington

here is the link for ANC and the various requirements to get in

I was told when i was there in Dec that they are going to tear down the Navy Annex and add that land to the cemetary so a huge new section will open up.

http://www.arlingtoncemetery.org/funeral_information/index.html


if you get a chance its a place i urge anyone to visit-going to the place where the Pentagon dead are (overlooking the place where they died) is pretty upsetting
 
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