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Identify your porn star name

SlaveToTheGrind

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Okay, I heard this a little differently. For the woman it was your first pets name and the street you grew up on. For the man, it was your dad's middle name and something else, I don't remember. But using the way outlined in the first post I would be

Taffy (23rd) Avenue. Not that great for a male porn star.

Actually, going by my first pet, which I don't remember, it would be

Chico (23rd) Avenue
 

Bear Up North

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Opening an old thread, because I didn't get to play along.....

Honey Isha Laye

WTF.....I'm a guy and "Honey" doesn't work. I'll try my second pet.....

Brandee Isha Laye

Grrrrrrr....still doesn't work.

Try again.....

Monica Isha Laye

I give up. Where's my string? :-c

Bear
 

noj

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Very dull I'm afraid; Derek Illingworth

(Derek was a great name for a cat :-D )

I have heard other variations also such as ones involving your mothers maiden name, or your middle name and place of birth.
 

PlannerByDay

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Cocoa Park Childhood Porn name


Gary Whitcomb Current Porn Name but I going to change the spelling of my last name to Whitcum.
 

mendelman

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Then - Morris Washington

Now - Darcy Washington
 

biscuit

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Man, Bear sure revived an old one.

Henceforth I shall be known as Duke Wellesley!

With a name like that I could just as easily be a soap actor or English royalty as I could a porn star.
 

noj

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zmanPLAN said:
Current: Herbie Knobcone


Weird

The current one is classic, zman. My current one would be Cassie Intake. Which is also quite amusing to my corrupt mind. :-D
 

Margin Walker

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Growing up would have been: Ben River

Now would be: Kai Westside

The best would likely be if I had had one of my dogs while I was at college: Ben Hickok or Kai Hickok


btw, has there been a rash of thread resurrections lately or is it just my imagination? Is this a Cyburbia cycle that I will get the feel of if I hang around enough or is it an anomaly?
 

Gedunker

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[OT]
Margin Walker said:
<snip> btw, has there been a rash of thread resurrections lately or is it just my imagination? Is this a Cyburbia cycle that I will get the feel of if I hang around enough or is it an anomaly?

Our friend Bear Up North resurrects threads from time to time, as do others to a lesser degree. BUN obviously missed this one while he was recuperating and wanted to add his voice, which we always appreciate.

I've always tried to search to see if a thread has been done before. If it's a very old thread I try to leave it be and do a new thread, but if it's not stale, I'll resurrect it. You can check the FAQ to see the written policy.[/OT]
 

zman

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This wouldn't really work if you lived in the country like the name....

Ruttiger County Road 8. :cool:
 

dobopoq

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I've already put way too much thought into this so far, but as a male:

Tyrone Grown :-o
Dick Deacon :a:
Peter Procter :-o
Damien Roughly :-c
Shep Lambskin :)
or The Pacific Northwest Special: Monty Mt. Saint Melons :p
which could be abbreviated to just
Monty Mount ;)

If I were a female, I'd could be:

Laura Lascivious ;)
Melba Feltgood :a:
Juanita Wetley :p
 

Jaxspra

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then: Molly McKelvey
now: Sandy Silver City

neither of those work too well...I would have to say Roxy is the name of choice ;-)
 

Ass. Planner

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My father was in the Navy, so I grew up on many different Streets....here are the few that I remember...

Scoobi Hawaii
Scoobi Montana
Scoobi Wyoming

My favorite porn star name for myself comes from the way we play the game in these parts...your first pet's name plus your grandmother's maiden name...which would make mine: Scoobi Love :l: :l: :sttm: :l:
 

jmello

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Three of mine:

Sammy Connection, Munch Narragansett, and Richie Weaver

I grew up on many streets (10+) and have had many pets (20+).
 
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spokanite

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CCMNUT39 said:
This one is for Spokanite.....Jimmy West!
Just kidding.
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[OT]HA! I laughed out loud on that one. Doug Clark, a columnist here, describes the 4th week of the coverage as the "WEST Bile Virus". HA. Resign Jimmmy![/OT]
 

Boru

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Ass. Planner said:
My father was in the Navy, so I grew up on many different Streets....here are the few that I remember...

Scoobi Hawaii
Scoobi Montana
Scoobi Wyoming

My favorite porn star name for myself comes from the way we play the game in these parts...your first pet's name plus your grandmother's maiden name...which would make mine: Scoobi Love :l: :l: :sttm: :l:


Here its always been pet+mothers maiden name. So that would be Lucky Staples then.

The pet+granny way would be far freakier and rather unlovely, after all who wants Lucky Codd waving their thing at them.
 

Ass. Planner

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Boru said:
Here its always been pet+mothers maiden name. So that would be Lucky Staples then.

The pet+granny way would be far freakier and rather unlovely, after all who wants Lucky Codd waving their thing at them.
That's hilarious! :-D :-D
 
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