Infomercials

[michaelskis]

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What are some of the best and worse infomercials that you have seen?

 

[Wannaplan?]

Infomercials have celebrity testimonials, you forgot that.

 

[Planit]

If I can only order this crap on TV, how come I can find it at the local CVS or Dollar Store?

 

[DVD]

Buy you don't get the same great deal at CVS that you do on TV. Plus payment plans!

 

[Dan]

Call me weird, but i like local infomercials. Around here, they're usually from used car dealers or real estate firms.

 

[Brocktoon]

My favorites are the products that tie back to the pitch man in real life. I love the Slap Chop. For example, pitch man got arrested for getting into a fight with a hooker in a hotel. Or the Oxyclean guy died from sniffing a white powder. Granted both are tragic but so is this entire business model.