inspired by "summertime in Cheektowaga"

[jresta]

Yo! What's goin' awn!

I seen yous yestuhday at the Akuhmee (grocery store) but i couldn't find a damn space and had to park on the pavements so anyways, I couldn't stop cauwse I had to move my car and get down to cennrrciddy to pick up the old lady. she was gaewina' take d'El haewm but i told her it's faister if i pick her up.

yeah, we're headed downashore for da' weeken. wyllwood. I'm gaewna race for the Walt and see if I can beat 'dat traffic but if it's baid i'll just go wit'da Ben.

 

[BKM]

I have no idea what the last sentence says

 

[jresta]

right, the Ben Franklin and Walt Whitman Bridges. Their full names rarely used when referred to as a conduit but usually used when referred to as a landmark.