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Iraqi Nation Photo Caption Contest #1

Richmond Jake

You can't fight in here. This is the War Room!
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With my best Eddie Haskel imitation: "Gee Mr. & Mrs. Hussein, you sure have a wonderful looking family."
 

Seabishop

Cyburbian
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3,838
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Saddam: ". . . and this is my human shield - I mean grandaughter, Trixie. And this is my son-in-law Willy he accidentally shot himself in my basement. And this is my other son-in-law Zack he accidentally fell in one of Uday's giant mechanical shredders . . . "
 

Miles Ignatius

Cyburbian
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368
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12
It'll Be A Hit!

"New and Updated Reality TV for the New Millenium":

"Father Doesn't Know Best!"

....on FOX, of course.
 

JNA

Cyburbian Plus
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24,915
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They’re creepy and they’re kooky,
Mysterious and spooky,
They’re all together ooky,
The Hussein Family.
 

DecaturHawk

Cyburbian
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880
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22
New this fall on Al Jazeera!

A group of people are brought together in a luxury underground bunker and learn to live, love and tolerate one another. Who will become their leader? Who will get "chummy" with whom? Who will make everyone angry? Be careful, or you might be voted out to face the infidel army! Be sure to watch BIG BUNKER, this fall on Al Jazeera!
 

Queen B

Cyburbian
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Is this the family values and sanctity of marriage that Bush was talking about?
 

michaelskis

Cyburbian
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*with the Dallas Theme,

Bagdad,
Some episode titles would be:
who bombed my home?
Who shot Uday?
Sadam on the Run.
 

Mastiff

Gunfighter
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7,181
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30
The Saddam Bunch

Here's the story,
Of a funky lady,
Who was bringing up three very lovely girls.
None of them had hair of gold,
Like their mother,
Bleached out in tight li'l curls.

Here's the story,
Of a man named Hussein,
Who was busy with three boys of his own.
They were four men,
Living all together, until they were overthrown-.

That was the one day when the family met the U.S. Army,
and they knew they was much more than a hunch.
That this group,
Must somehow run for safety
That's the way they became the Iraqi Bunch,
The Iraqi Bunch- the Marines Lunch
That's the way- they became the Iraqi Bunch.
 

BiteMeElmo

Cyburbian
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324
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11
(In best Sesame Street singalong voice...)

"One of these things is not like the other,
One of these things just isn't the same..."
 

Richmond Jake

You can't fight in here. This is the War Room!
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Slightly OT: Just read that one of the daughters is named Raghad...not very PC or just a bad joke?
 

RealistPlnr

Member
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1) This fall on Fox: "Let's play...Guess who's still alive!'"

2) On the next Jerry Springer.."Women with mustaches and the cross-dressing men that love them!"

3) Scud missles fly ..eh..er..sparks fly on the All New Brady Bunch.."When a mid-east megalomaniac dictator/terrorist marries former US Surgeon General and current New York State Health Commissioner Antonia Novello"
 

el Guapo

Capitalist
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Photograher: "O-kay, everyone who has tortured at least ten Kurds to death say CHEESE!"

NBC plans to resurrect "Taxi" with all-new cast.
Danny DeVito would make a damn funny Saddam.
 
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