Jedi Knights

[donk]

As inspired by the "I want geeky things" and "What was I thinking" threads.

Stats Can just released the religious denomination portion of the census and Canada has 20 000 Jedi's.

Comments or thoughts.

Maybe this should be Canada goes to hell #1

 

[Jeff]

Everyone knows that the Jedi were wiped out in the Clone Wars. Canadians are just weird.

 

[Zoning Goddess]

These guys gotta have their own alternate reality! I just wouldn't think those delusions persisted after the age of 13 or so.

 

[green lizard]

Do you think the Jedi guys would understand
Klingon?

I hear there is a market for Kilngon translators
in Portland...

 

[Downtown]

I hear there is a market for Kilngon translators
in Portland...

I have a cousin then who would do extremely well in Portland.

 

[donk]

What makes the release date of this information even more appropriate is that today is George Lucas's birthday.

 

[Joe Iliff]

Canada is not that close

Jedi's live in a galaxy far, far away, and a long time ago.

I gues this makes Canada a remote and backwoods country.

I wonder if these are the same people smoking the dope that's legal there.
"I get high with a little help from my friends,
I use the force with a little help from Yoda."

And to anyone who understands the power of language:

"Kee's ketch jag'may jaj"

 

[green lizard]

Re: Canada is not that close

"Kee's ketch jag'may jaj"

Did you just dis my moma?
or did you bless my car?

 

[PlannerGirl]

i think that was a sneeze and snarfle at once

 

[Joe Iliff]

No . . .

No, if I wanted to "dis yo mama" I would have said:

Hab' sos slee kootkch

meaning "your mother has a smooth forehead", the ultimate insult for a klingon.

Of course, the urban, african-american, klingon might say something like . . .

"Yo mama's fohead is so smooth, a Ferengi wanted to buy it to replace his bowling ball."

 

[green lizard]

O.K. sure....
But how would you bless my car?

(by the way I thought MM said 'dis yo moma'.)

 

[Chet]

O.K. sure....
But how would you bless my car?

(by the way I thought MM said 'dis yo moma'.)

You can probably find someone HERE to bless your car.

 

[green lizard]

You can probably find someone HERE to bless your car.

I have to know....

Why would you know about this site?
Seems a little shady.

 

[Chet]

I have to know....

Why would you know about this site?

Because, my little lamb of God, I am an ordained minister.

 

[pete-rock]

Re: No . . .

No, if I wanted to "dis yo mama" I would have said:

Hab' sos slee kootkch

meaning "your mother has a smooth forehead", the ultimate insult for a klingon.

Of course, the urban, african-american, klingon might say something like . . .

"Yo mama's fohead is so smooth, a Ferengi wanted to buy it to replace his bowling ball."

Cool! So how do you say:

"Yo momma so dumb she think "acid reflux" means LSD is makin' a comeback!"

 

[Cardinal]

Because, my little lamb of God, I am an ordained minister.

As am I... Dan brought us to the Site of God a year or two back.

 

[Runner]

If I added correctly that article lists 43.2% Catholic and 26.9% Protestant. Shows how much I don't know about our northern neighbor. I would have guessed that those numbers would have been the reverse.