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Jedi Knights

donk

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As inspired by the "I want geeky things" and "What was I thinking" threads.

Stats Can just released the religious denomination portion of the census and Canada has 20 000 Jedi's.

Comments or thoughts.

Maybe this should be Canada goes to hell #1
 
Jeff

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Everyone knows that the Jedi were wiped out in the Clone Wars. Canadians are just weird.
 
Z

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These guys gotta have their own alternate reality! I just wouldn't think those delusions persisted after the age of 13 or so.
 
green lizard

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Do you think the Jedi guys would understand
Klingon?

I hear there is a market for Kilngon translators
in Portland...
 
donk

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What makes the release date of this information even more appropriate is that today is George Lucas's birthday.
 
Joe Iliff

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Canada is not that close

Jedi's live in a galaxy far, far away, and a long time ago.

I gues this makes Canada a remote and backwoods country.

I wonder if these are the same people smoking the dope that's legal there.
"I get high with a little help from my friends,
I use the force with a little help from Yoda."

And to anyone who understands the power of language:

"Kee's ketch jag'may jaj"
 
Joe Iliff

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No . . .

No, if I wanted to "dis yo mama" I would have said:

Hab' sos slee kootkch

meaning "your mother has a smooth forehead", the ultimate insult for a klingon.

Of course, the urban, african-american, klingon might say something like . . .

"Yo mama's fohead is so smooth, a Ferengi wanted to buy it to replace his bowling ball."
 
Chet

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green lizard said:
O.K. sure....
But how would you bless my car?

(by the way I thought MM said 'dis yo moma'.)
Click to expand...

You can probably find someone HERE to bless your car.
 
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Re: No . . .

Joe Iliff said:
No, if I wanted to "dis yo mama" I would have said:

Hab' sos slee kootkch

meaning "your mother has a smooth forehead", the ultimate insult for a klingon.

Of course, the urban, african-american, klingon might say something like . . .

"Yo mama's fohead is so smooth, a Ferengi wanted to buy it to replace his bowling ball."
Click to expand...

Cool! So how do you say:

"Yo momma so dumb she think "acid reflux" means LSD is makin' a comeback!"
 
Runner

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If I added correctly that article lists 43.2% Catholic and 26.9% Protestant. Shows how much I don't know about our northern neighbor. I would have guessed that those numbers would have been the reverse.
 
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