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Last Caption Contest of the Year

SlaveToTheGrind

Cyburbian
Messages
1,790
Points
32
Beavis is real and has grown up!

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Floridays

Cyburbian
Messages
766
Points
21
I THOUGHT I wanted a tattoo, but kept dodging the needle...not enought tequila. Think I'll go for a lobotomy instead.
 

Bear Up North

Cyburbian Emeritus
Messages
9,323
Points
31
Not having paper to draw my city on, I used my friend Bob's head for the downtown street pattern.
 

Gedunker

Moderating
Staff member
Moderator
Messages
12,008
Points
52
After the C-Section, his mama said prophetically "That boy ain't gonne be nothin' but trouble!"
 

Richmond Jake

You can't fight in here. This is the War Room!
Messages
18,300
Points
45
Unemployed geographer is arrested after assaulting planners at an Alefest following an arguement over the definition of killing kittens and the benefits of having a Wal Mart in every community.
 

el Guapo

Capitalist
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5,986
Points
31
I'm channeling....

Well Judge, Sir, your honor and all, my friends told me what happened. Well that is after I awoke at Our Sisters of Memphis last Sunday afternoon. Ya see, it was an accident that was bound to happen when all the pieces are looked at in the clear light of day. It was a weird combination of a moonless night, my sister Karen’s patio door being clean for the first time in years, I might have indulged in a lil’bit of a neighbor of Karen’s baby’s Dad’s meth-a-amphetomine. No Sir, I ain’t too proud of that last one. It was my first time trying it, and honest injun, it will be last, yes Sir, Well then I might have had a few shots of that Tequila Rose, and some five to ten Bud lights. So you can see I’m not my normal law-abiding self and then the reflection of that punk ass Jeff Gordon appears on the patio door from Karen’s baby’s dad’s big screen TV. They got it from the Rent-a-Centre down in Muggensville.. Well I see Gordon, I see him just standing there laughing like he’s a watchin’ the Comedy Central, an Little Bill and I we were commiserating about our loss of Dale Senior, God rest his Soul, and you know who is there! It was that punk-ass Gordon life sized and just laughing. Like any good man - I charged. Then, I woke up at Our Sisters of Memphis like I said. With the amount of blood I lost there is no way I could have put up a struggle and swong at them sheriff’s officers like your pro-se-cuting attourney is aledging. No Sir, there ain’t no way. But I’m willing pled no contest, if my time served is counted, and your honor I promise I’m gonna make full repayment for the officer’s bridge work, don’t you worry none.

I'm sure sorry for the ruckus.
 

SGB

Cyburbian
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3,386
Points
27
Jimmy learned the hard way that hiding from the cops in the thickets wasn't the best idea after all.

No, sir. He ain't no Brer Rabbit.

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Seabishop

Cyburbian
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3,832
Points
25
Ladies Sewing Circle and Terrorist Society strikes again.
 

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SkeLeton

Cyburbian
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4,837
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26
Beavis is suing a jappanese Origami Paper factory because they did not incluse a Paper cut warning on the package.
 

Mastiff

Gunfighter
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7,165
Points
30
"I am Zeldar... from planet Ningglop... upon my face is mapped the secret to interplanetary travel... "
 
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