Last noontime question from Michaelskis

[michaelskis]

Wow, I missed it again.

But that is making me think… the 4pm / noontime question has been going for a while, and was intended to provide increased interaction at a time when posts numbers where down. Well in the past few months, several people have joined the clube, new members have increased posts and interaction, and my work load continues to increase as quickly as the temperature out side. So, this will be the final Noontime question from Michaelskis. The idea is up for grabs if someone would like it. I am still going to be an active member of cyburbia, but I think that I am all questioned out.

Looking back on all the questions I could have asked, but didn’t, makes me wonder….

What is the greatest question has anyone ever asked you in person?

 

[SW MI Planner]

What is the greatest question has anyone ever asked you in person?

Will you marry me

 

[pete-rock]

What is the greatest question has anyone ever asked you in person?

Not the greatest question ever asked me, but certainly the most frequent:

"Are those your real eyes?"

As an African-American with naturally blue-gray eyes, I get that an awful lot.

 

[Downtown]

I don't know about greatest question, but...

Stupidest Question Ever Asked :
When I was waiting tables in college, a new co-worker asked about my good sized cafe au lait birthmark: "What's that on the back of your leg?" Me: "A birthmark" Her: "What's that?" Me: "A mark I was born with." I also frequently get: "Did you know you sat in some dirt?"

 

[Maister]

What is the greatest question has anyone ever asked you in person?

You coming up?

 

[JNA]

Q. What were you thinking when you
a) said
b) wrote
c) did
that ?

A. (fill in the blank)

 

[Chet]

You coming up?

Beat me to it, thank Meister!

 

[Rumpy Tunanator]

"$500,000. Just make sure they disapear. So do we have a deal?" +o( :c:

 

[Zoning Goddess]

Not the greatest, but surely the most unexpected:

"Would you mind leaving by the back door really quick? I think my wife just pulled into the driveway."

Wife? What wife?

 

[otterpop]

You coming up?

Well, sort of along that same vein, but she was a little more direct, by saying "You wanna **** me?

 

[Duke Of Dystopia]

Socrates:

"I DRANK WHAT?" 8-!

 

[jestes]

"How much money will it take to get you to come work here and how soon can you start?"

 

[Dan]

As an African-American with naturally blue-gray eyes, I get that an awful lot.

Are you a Afrikaaner, or are you really black with blue eyes? Wow!

I get asked about my eyes quite a bit. Biologically, I've inherited quite a few Mediterranean features, so my light blue eyes contrast with dark hair and olive skin. I get "are they real?" a lot, too.

 

[sisterceleste]

Not the greatest, but surely the most unexpected:

"Would you mind leaving by the back door really quick? I think my wife just pulled into the driveway."

Wife? What wife?

You never told me about that one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TN..have you heard this story?????

 

[Zoning Goddess]

You never told me about that one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TN..have you heard this story?????

I think this is one of those PM things. Look for a message.

 

[Chet]

I think this is one of those PM things. Look for a message.

Oh haysoos x-mas, this sounds like a good one.

 

[pete-rock]

Are you a Afrikaaner, or are you really black with blue eyes? Wow!

I'm an actual black guy, with a medium/light complexion, with blue-gray eyes. I've been called a dead ringer for actor Terrence Howard, another black guy with blue-gray eyes.

 

[Zoning Goddess]

Oh haysoos x-mas, this sounds like a good one.

Uh-huh, and if you ever come to FL and buy me a few drinks, I'll tell you the whole sordid story. ;-)

 

[Richmond Jake]

Uh-huh, and if you ever come to FL and buy me a few drinks, I'll tell you the whole sordid story. ;-)

OK, I'm keeping that in mind when I get there.

 

[Chet]

Uh-huh, and if you ever come to FL and buy me a few drinks, I'll tell you the whole sordid story. ;-)

My friend in Ft Lauderdale just got out of prison and I'm due to visit him soon. Don't offer whatcha aint gonna deliver! :-0 Hey, I could attend the FL laefest! Yay!

 

[Habanero]

Will you marry me

I'd have to ditto that one.

 

[Budgie]

The idea is up for grabs if someone would like it. I am still going to be an active member of cyburbia, but I think that I am all questioned out.

TUNA, TUNA, TUNA, TUNA, TUNA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Zoning Goddess]

My friend in Ft Lauderdale just got out of prison and I'm due to visit him soon. Don't offer whatcha aint gonna deliver! :-0 Hey, I could attend the FL laefest! Yay!

Chet, you will be the icing on the cake at the lae-fest! ;-)

 

[Chet]

Chet, you will be the icing on the cake at the lae-fest! ;-)

Well, ya know everyone likes to lick the icing, baby!!

 

[Budgie]

Well, ya know everyone likes to lick the icing, baby!!

I like licking icing. I imagine your a salty pine flavor.

 

[Michele Zone]

Are you a Afrikaaner, or are you really black with blue eyes? Wow!

I get asked about my eyes quite a bit. Biologically, I've inherited quite a few Mediterranean features, so my light blue eyes contrast with dark hair and olive skin. I get "are they real?" a lot, too.

My mom has olive skin and pale blue eyes. So I know exactly how striking that is.

 

[Dan]

TUNA, TUNA, TUNA, TUNA, TUNA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

/looks into crystal ball

Noontime question from Rumpy Tuna: Describe your most glorious zit-popping experience.
Noontime question from Rumpy Tuna: What fellow Cyburbian would you like to have a one-night stand with?
Noontime question from Rumpy Tuna: Are you a shower or a grower?

/jolts up shaking and sweating

 

[boiker]

What is your name?
What is your quest?
What is your favorite color?

 

[Plannerbabs]

What is your name?
What is your quest?
What is your favorite color?

Blue! No, no, red!.....

 

[Budgie]

What is your name?
What is your quest?
What is your favorite color?

What is the average speed of an African swallow?

 

[Rumpy Tunanator]

/looks into crystal ball

Noontime question from Rumpy Tuna: Describe your most glorious zit-popping experience.
Noontime question from Rumpy Tuna: What fellow Cyburbian would you like to have a one-night stand with?
Noontime question from Rumpy Tuna: Are you a shower or a grower?

/jolts up shaking and sweating

Who is this Rumpy Tuna you speak of?

Noontime question from Rumpy Tuna: Are you a shaker or a mower?

Goodbye, it was nice hanging out here but my ship has arrived and its time for me to go home.

 

[Dan]

Goodbye, it was nice hanging out here but my ship has arrived and its time for me to go home.

Just kiddin .... forgot the smilie!

 

[tsc]

I can't think of a question asked,,, but I do remember the best answer... "yes"