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Let's play "I Like My Coffee Like I Like My Men/Women!"

Dan

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I like my coffee like I like my women: hot, complicated, and somewhat bitter.
 

donk

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This may be the key to my problem in finding a girlfriend, I don't like coffee.
 

nerudite

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I like my coffee how I like my men: dark, strong and a little acidic, with the ability to give me a quick jolt.
 

NHPlanner

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nerudite said:
Are you sure you like this? ;)
Yep, sugary sweetness turns me off.

A nice full bodied coffee/woman works for me. ;)
 

nerudite

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NHPlanner said:
Yep, sugary sweetness turns me off.

A nice full bodied coffee/woman works for me. ;)
Okay... I thought you meant you didn't want any sugar, like as in no sex. heh
 

donk

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EG
How about drunk, horny and naked on my living room floor?
I would have taken that for prudence's answer.

Mike's would be flavourful, smooth and with a really good kick.
 

el Guapo

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I'm just guessing here:

The Alan Answer: Does coffee fit within a paradigm that allows for self-expression and conjunctive connections to idiomatic expression?

The Chet answer: Like my monkey. With a big red ass and a lot of screeching.

The Prudence answer: Like Ann Coulter: Tall, Skinny and full of bitterness that only liberals taste.

I have a feeling I know Planderella's ;) The classic coffee line.

All: feel free to offer the EG answer.
 

Jeff

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...split out on the floor....

...was my answer before I ever got to EG's post.
 

prudence

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Re: I'm just guessing here:

EG said:
The Prudence answer: Like Ann Coulter: Tall, Skinny and full of bitterness that only liberals taste.
Simply HOT and WET.
 
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Re: I'm just guessing here:

EG said:


I have a feeling I know Planderella's ;) The classic coffee line.
I still like it that way, although my beloved doesn't quite fit that classic line.......
 

donk

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Seabishop, you are either a really brave soul OR the girls at your DD are much better looking then ones at the local tim's.
 

Seabishop

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donk said:
Seabishop, you are either a really brave soul OR the girls at your DD are much better looking then ones at the local tim's.
Girls love my lines like "baby, if you ever need any kind of relief before the Planning Board - I'm your man."

There's actually a local coffee place near work that hires mostly attractive high school and college age girls. For a while they wore t-shirts that said "our coffee's hot, and our girls are hotter." During the summer they stand outside in bikinis and sell frozen lemonade. But they DO have the best coffee - they REALLY DO!
 

biscuit

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Seabishop said:
There's actually a local coffee place near work that hires mostly attractive high school and college age girls. For a while they wore t-shirts that said "our coffee's hot, and our girls are hotter." During the summer they stand outside in bikinis and sell frozen lemonade. But they DO have the best coffee - they REALLY DO!
Sure...I'm guessing they have good coffee the way Playboy has good articles.
 

JNL

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I had to go get a coffee while I thought about this one. I think:

Hot, strong, consistent in quality, and at least twice a day ;)
 

Jessie-J

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I like big ones.

After I've had one, I tend to have a little white stuff around my mouth.

and I like a "latte" sweet stuff...
 

oulevin

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Miss Coffee

I can't believe nobody's taken the bait...ahhh, just for the hell of it:

single, sweet, steamy, stimulating, and topped with whipped cream
 

biscuit

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Downtown said:
Since joining the Prego Clube, i've lost all interest in coffee. Gives me heartburn. Poor rob. ;)
Poor, poor man...

Just hope he doesn't turn to buying coffee from street vendors. It can get expensive and who knows when their pots and percolators were last washed. ;)
 
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Journeymouse

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Eddie Izzard quotes:

  • [1]"I like my coffee like I like my women. In a cup."
    [2]"I like my women like I like my coffee. Covered in bees!"
    [3]"I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, strong with a spoon in."

I vote for 3.
 

prudence

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Journeymouse said:
Eddie Izzard quotes:
Very funny. I'm sititng here, doing my work while listening to James' "Getting Away With It All" and now I want to be in a pub in the UK...

Let's not overlook the "cunning use of flags..."
 
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carlomarx

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I likes me coffee like I likes me wimmen--

Horizontal on my desk!

oops!

Now I have to go get another one!
 

carlomarx

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yeah, my desk is a map of coffee stains. Plant a flag in THAT!

(now that's cunning)

PS: I'm really trying hard to hold back from dropping that oh-so-funny pun on the group. ...I know everyone's thinking it. It's too early in the morning to have such a foul mind.
 
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