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Man jumps in lion pit, god made him do it

BKM

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And, of course, if they could talk, los leones would tell us "And the Lord sayeth unto us, lunch will be arriving soon. "
 

otterpop

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Juan Carlos Ramares, the chief medic at Fernandez Hospital, said Tomas told authorities he had been ordered by ``voices from God'' to go in and taunt the lions, according to local reports. Originally posted by Rumpy Tunanator
Some people just aren't ok upstairs. []
"Taunt the lions." Sounds to me like God doesn't like Juan Carlos that much, or God has a really sick sense of a practical joke.

One lion says to the other lion, "Does this taste funny to you?"

The other lion says, "No. It just tastes really, really stupid."
 

Seabishop

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Another stupid people at the zoo story:

A relative of mine used to work at the zoo and one day a guy seriously asked whether he could arrange for his fiance to swim with the polar bears as a gift because she would love it. Polar bears are mean mo-fo's - the babies have to be kept away from their fathers so they won't be eaten. Some people really think animals are just like in the cartoons.
 

Rumpy Tunanator

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Headline: Lion gets revenge on man for all the kittens he had been killing; God said he was forced to kill kittens by man's inappropiate actions
 

SkeLeton

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Why oh why didn't they let Darwin do it's job? Dumb Argentinean.. oh wait I repeat myself :p
 

Mastiff

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Re: Re: Man jumps in lion pit, god made him do it

otterpop said:
...or God has a really sick sense of a practical joke.
But then, we already knew that. Don't you remember? God had Pat Robertson run for president...
 
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