Marketing Gone Bad

[Chet]

Here's mine:

New Colgate, now with Miracle Whip flavor!

 

[Jeff]

What about Chocolate Covered Bacon....??

MMMMMMMMMMMMM Baaaaaaaacccooonnnn...

64 slices of American Cheese....
63 slices of American Cheese....
62 slices of American Cheese....

.....

 

[Habanero]

Salmon yogurt: same great taste, less chewing.

 

[NHPlanner]

Audio:

http://files.thap.ca/frogstar/wav/porsche.wav

 

[el Guapo]

New refreshingly crisp Habanera Hemorodial Suppositories. - Yowserss!

 

[Chet]

The new and improved ArcView 8.x : You too can correlate domestic abuse and property value!

 

[el Guapo]

Audio:

http://files.thap.ca/frogstar/wav/porsche.wav

Tim, Can you get me the Volvo one?

 

[NHPlanner]

Crazy People clips are hard to come by on the net....I was actually searching for the Jaguar one when I came across the Porche clip. I'll send it your way when I come across it.

 

[Dan]

When I lived in New Mexico, an inside joke among my friends and I was to make up our own Mexican commercials. We gave commonly advertised products an added twist that, if you're experienced Mexican commercials and consumer goods, really didn't seem too out of the ordinary.

"Bacardi ... todo la familia!"

"Nueva Tylenol ... con cocaina, para los niños!"

"Colgate ... con sabor de Kahula!"

"La curación de asma ... Marlboro 100s, con alquitrán y nicotne adicionales! Ahora sin filtros!"

"Ay ay ay! Tengo dolor de cabesa muy grande! Dios mio, ahora máteme! TOME CARTA BLANCA PARA SUS DOLORES! ES MACHO! Carta Blanca! Es milagro! No mas dolor! Virgen de Guadalupe ... gracias!"

 

[Dan]

Flashback to 1958 ...

"There's only ten more shopping days to Christmas! Let your little woman know how much you care, with a swell gift she's sure to love ... from Hoover!"

"Hi! I'm Doctor Mayo, here to tell you about the health benefits of the new ... double toasted Chesterfields!"

"Hey, kids? Wanna' go out and get some Commies? Ask Santa for the Coleco M-1 rifle! It looks, sounds and feels like the real thing! Pow! Pow! Pow! There you go, son! "

 

[donk]

scotch, its not just for breakfast anymore

 

[Dan]

 

[Wannaplan?]

menthol joints

disintegrating condoms

bubble-gum dental dams

penis-shaped tampons

finger-shaped suppositories

There's Something About Mary (tm) hair gel

solar powered vibrators

 

[Habanero]

Otis Spunkmeyer cookies.. now with more...