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When I lived in New Mexico, an inside joke among my friends and I was to make up our own Mexican commercials. We gave commonly advertised products an added twist that, if you're experienced Mexican commercials and consumer goods, really didn't seem too out of the ordinary.
"Bacardi ... todo la familia!"
"Nueva Tylenol ... con cocaina, para los niños!"
"Colgate ... con sabor de Kahula!"
"La curación de asma ... Marlboro 100s, con alquitrán y nicotne adicionales! Ahora sin filtros!"
"Ay ay ay! Tengo dolor de cabesa muy grande! Dios mio, ahora máteme! TOME CARTA BLANCA PARA SUS DOLORES! ES MACHO! Carta Blanca! Es milagro! No mas dolor! Virgen de Guadalupe ... gracias!"