Planderella said:
Forget the two chances, destroy them after the first spam message. Let this apply to telemarketers as well.
(Off topic)
Telemarketers are easy... use one of the following methods.
1) Pretend to be... erm, pleasuring yourself while they talk to you. (Won't work with male telemarketers talking to women, though)
2) Pretend to, or really, use the restroom. Make loud noises. Flush, too. "Wow! I've never seen
that color before!"
3) Witness. "Sir, has your soul been washed by the blood of the lamb? Is your hevenly future secure?"
4) Act like you just murdered someone. Ask the telemarketer to be a witness or an alibi. Run water and say something like, "Oh sheesh, I never knew blood was so tough to wash off!"
It's so much more fun than just hanging up...