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Me Plan Pretty

Wannaplan?

Bounty Hunter
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Good bye!



Get out of my universe. Me plan pretty. Look at my neighborhood. I wrote master plan. And zoning ordinance. Me allow plasma and blood donation centers in middle of suburban neighborhood. Me show you:



What about you? In Bizarro Neighborhood, what makes sense? Me read Super List of Planning Jargon thread. Me sense you happy, not frustrated. Me want you to be uncreative. So please, show or tell me what make sense in Bizarro Neighborhood. Me update master plan and zoning ordinance then.

Hello and thank you for staying away. Please don't come again soon.
 

SGB

Cyburbian
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I suppose this is the risk you take when your commercial district permits both retail and medical offices.

;)
 

Dan

Dear Leader
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Welcome to Bizarro Buffalo!



Look! It lifestyle center, with store affluent Bizarro Buffalonian love, like Restoration Hardware, Crate and Barrel and P.F. Chang's! National business flocking to open store in Bizarro Buffalo! Lifestyle center everywhere in suburban Bizarro Buffalo.



Wow! New urbanism in Bizarro Buffalo! Bizarro Buffalo developer are leader in adopting innovative planning concept, like new urbanism.



Wow! Check out the development along Bizarro Buffalo River. Bizarro Buffalonian love Starbucks.





Check out yuppie gentrify Bizarro East Side of Bizarro Buffalo!





Wow! Bizarro Buffalo is home to growing number of young professional. Seem like all that move to Bizarro Buffalo come from Bizarro North Carolina, especially Bizarro Charlotte.
 

Dan

Dear Leader
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Next, we visit Bizarro Cyburbianites.

Meet bizarro El Guapo.



Here bizarro El Feo.



Bizrro jorbanb look like madman.



Bizarro REM like rugby.

 

Seabishop

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Bizarro Providence, shown below, is New England's largest city with 5 million residents. It is considered "the Hub" of the region and its elected officials care deeply for the public interest. Its high speed transit and public schools are the envy of the nation. Suburban residents are known as PIMBY's - "please . . .in my backyard!"



Bizarro Boston, shown below, is the "little brother" city. It has all the minor league sports teams. Its residents say "at least its affordable," as they commute for over an hour into Providence through hellish traffic jams.

 

boiker

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Bizzaro Boiker and Mendelman

Bizzaro Boiker drink lots and womanize. Bizzaro Mendelman party all night and yell loud.



Both belong to frat: Bizzaro Bizzaro Bizzaro
 

El Feo

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Bizarro El Feo sad. Real El Feo curious. Why Bizarro El Feo just small red x?
 

mendelman

Unfrozen Caveman Planner
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Real El Feo,

check properties of Bizzaro El Feo little red x and you have hint.
 
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