My kind of town.

[Tom R]

http://www.cnn.com/2003/US/Northeast/06/20/offbeat.beaver.town.ap/index.html

 

[giff57]

Hail the Beaver!

 

[Downtown]

Definitely a New Jersey Town:

"This is a town that dealt with the discovery of several dead people by setting rules for body-dumping, complete with permit fees and bulk discounts. (They weren't serious, but the mayor says no one ditches bodies here anymore: "Just like anything else, once you regulate it they just go somewhere else.") "

 

[Cardinal]

"Each morning, the mayor goes to the same woman's home to unblock her pipes."

Uh-huh.

"Unblock her pipes."

Right. Nudge, nudge, wink, wink.

 

[Jeff]

Eh, who doesn't like a little beaver?

 

[Greenescapist]

Eh, who doesn't like a little beaver?

You could get locked up for that stuff where I live. ;-)

 

[Cardinal]

You could get locked up for that stuff where I live. ;-)

But not in Wisconsin.

 

[Chet]

But not in Wisconsin.

Of course not. Around here you get to be Mayor of Milwaukee for that.