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My kind of town.

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Definitely a New Jersey Town:

"This is a town that dealt with the discovery of several dead people by setting rules for body-dumping, complete with permit fees and bulk discounts. (They weren't serious, but the mayor says no one ditches bodies here anymore: "Just like anything else, once you regulate it they just go somewhere else.") "
 

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"Each morning, the mayor goes to the same woman's home to unblock her pipes."

Uh-huh.

"Unblock her pipes."

Right. Nudge, nudge, wink, wink.
 
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