Corn Burning Fool
Your soul is worth £31521. For your peace of mind, 26% of people have a purer soul than you.
:6: If you truly believe that you can sell your soul, consider that the typical lifespan for adults in the United States is ... oh, 80 years, give or take. Supposedly, when you sell your soul, it's forever. What is forever? Well, here's some varying viewpoints. but the majority of astrophysicists believe that the heat death of the universe will happen in 10100 years, or in regular notation, 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 years. So, let's say you sell your soul for ... oh, $1,000,000. That means you're getting paid .00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 cents for every year you'll be inhabiting the afterworld, which I'm told is a lot like Lagos. Sounds like a ripoff to me, no matter how crappy your life may be here on the material plane.
:6: Cyburbia's owner (me), volunteer staff, and users are not buying souls. All of us are mere mortals, as far as I know, with no power or authority to buy souls, nor are any of us intercessors for The Great Adversary Mephistopheles, The Prince of Darkness and Lord of the Underworld.
Please guys i need to sell my soul for cash now. please advise me on how i can]