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nerudite

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The scariest part of the article is that it quotes anonymous geeks from an internet message board. Oh wait...
 

ludes98

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nerudite said:
The scariest part of the article is that it quotes anonymous geeks from an internet message board. Oh wait...
Next thing you know APA articles will be quoting an internet board called Cyburbia. Oh wait....
 

BKM

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The scariest part of the article is that it quotes anonymous geeks from an internet message board. Oh wait...
Yeah, you know that someone named "Pecanwombat" is a true voice of morality :)
 

JNA

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Altering a qoute from the article which then might describe several of us....

"Here in Cyburbia, when we work, we are serious and sane. When we are not working however, we do become a little crazy at times liking to joke, laugh, and have a good time. "
 

SkeLeton

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Stupidity never stops to amaze me....

"hey! lets get married!"
"sure, ok"

10 seconds later

"you know what?, I don't want to be married with you"
"ok, let's get anulled"

Brittney Spears sure is a great role model for all teen girls out there... NOT!
 
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ugh. regarding britney - three words: desperate publicity ploy

for the writers of that article - jesus help you. quoting off an aol chat room? i'd expect that more from a freshman communications major. sigh.
 

Tom R

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wtf

Numerous times in my wild and wooly times I've woken up and checked the obits for my name and checked my car for damage. By getting married? NFW. I think my self preservation instincts would have kicked in and forced me to puke of passout or something.
 

Cardinal

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Re: wtf

Tom R said:
By getting married? NFW. I think my self preservation instincts would have kicked in and forced me to puke of passout or something.
No self-preservation instincts for me! Fortunately, the minister didn't have the credentials for it to be legit, but that's another story.
 

SGB

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I added Ms. Spears long ago to my growing list of celebrities I couldn't care less about.

May she spontaneously combust one day with no press coverage whatsoever.
 
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Yes, I believe totally in the wisdom of Pecanwombat, who thinks you can compost CD's. Hail this anonymous person's IQ! <I roll my eyes>
 

Rem

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[Btittney]Ooops I did it ........[/Brittney]

Why, why didn't they get counselling - think of the children(TM)

Michele Zone said:
Yes, I believe totally in the wisdom of Pecanwombat, who thinks you can compost CD's. Hail this anonymous person's IQ! <I roll my eyes>
Ouch - sadly this person could be an Australian - use of native species (wombat) in name. Jason could actually be a wombat - it is used a lot in Australia as a nickname because a wombat eats roots* and leaves.



* root has a special meaning in Australia (and NZ) - has to do with procreation.
 
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Rem said:
Ouch - sadly this person could be an Australian - use of native species (wombat) in name. Jason could actually be a wombat - it is used a lot in Australia as a nickname because a wombat eats roots* and leaves.



* root has a special meaning in Australia (and NZ) - has to do with procreation. [/B]
oh, good -- I am not *just* some sex-obsessed psycho: without knowing most of that (we covered "rooting" once before, for my edification), I kind of figured that any animal whose name starts with "womb" and is used as part of an online nickname had to have some kind of sexual connotation...

As for the "britney" stuff, I think it is really hard to be famous at a young age and have to grow up in the limelight. I had the privilege of making a fool of myself anonymously, thank god!!! I bet most folks here have done things that would look pretty stoopid if the paparazzi were following you around every second of the day and reporting on your every fart.

I am no "fan" of hers, I just don't pay much attention to the 'teenaged antics' that people seem to think she should know better about just because she is a FAMOUS teenager (and I don't know her actual age because I don't pay much attention to the girl -- if you want to give me a precise age, that is fine but let it be hereby known that I think the sentiment stands even if she is 20 or 21 or the ripe old age of 22).
 

Zoning Goddess

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Britney (god save us from all the cute trendy slightly-misspelled monikers to show individuality) will probably end up like Michael Jackson one day. A slightly-remembered pop star forging fake marriages (Lisa Marie, hello??) to gain attention. Whoops, she's already there...
 
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Zoning Goddess said:
Britney (god save us from all the cute trendy slightly-misspelled monikers to show individuality)
[just for fun] Are you talking about ME?!! I will have you know that the variant spelling of Michele has nothing to do with showing individuality. All it shows is that my daddy was a high school drop out and caint spell.[/just for fun] :)
 

Zoning Goddess

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Michele Zone said:
[just for fun] Are you talking about ME?!! I will have you know that the variant spelling of Michele has nothing to do with showing individuality. All it shows is that my daddy was a high school drop out and caint spell.[/just for fun] :)
Haha, no. I am actually accustomed to fellow Cybs referring to me as Godess, with one "d"... ;)
 
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I am feverish so I will stupidly continue with this nonsense:

[more playful sarcasm] Well, maybe it is a Freudian slip that tells you their real opinion of you: they must think you are misspelling "goad" as "gode".[/more playful sarcasm]

What is really ironic (about teasing you about the distinctive spelling of my name) is that I go by Michele these days because it is LESS distinctive than my first name, which a lot of people have trouble spelling or pronouncing. I decided to go by Michele (and NOT hassle people when they spell it wrong) as I began dealing more with the public. I felt it would be easier.

It is also easier to use Michele when speaking with folks whose first language is not English. My German relatives find my first name unpronounceable and alien-sounding and they alter it -- Spanish speaking people do the exact same thing, in the same way. I went by Michele when I took French because there is no French equivalent for my first name. The only language I have studied that I found had a version of my first name was Greek -- imagine that! (it comes from a Greek root word, lol)
 
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pecanwombat said:
what r u talking about?
Well, we have apparently been talking about you "behind your back", having stupidly forgotten that this conversation is being broadcast to the entire Internet World. Now that we can talk about you to your face, all of Cyburbia (or at least me) is dying to know:
1) Are you Australian?
2) Is there any sexual connotation to your online name?
3) Do you plan on vandalizing my home for calling into question your IQ?;)
 

pecanwombat

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britney spears reclassified herself as worthless - I hope her fans boycott her music and use her CDs for compost

jessica simpson is more my type anyway. what about u?
 
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pecanwombat said:
britney spears reclassified herself as worthless - I hope her fans boycott her music and use her CDs for compost

jessica simpson is more my type anyway. what about u?
Jessica Simpson? I don't remember her -- what is her relationship to Bart Simpson? ;)

Seriously, I am only vaguely aware of the name Jessica Simpson. I don't pay much attention to the music world/ pop culture these days.

But if you are going to keep posting, I think forum policy is that you Officially Introduce yourself. (But I don't work here, so what would I know?)
 

biscuit

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pecanwombat said:
britney spears reclassified herself as worthless - I hope her fans boycott her music and use her CDs for compost
Why do you hate Britney so much? She's such a wonderful talent who has brought nothing but happiness and sunshine into this world. In fact I find her to be such an insperation that I dance in front of the mirror to her music every day before going to work to get me jazzed for the day.

You, Wombat are just jealous

jessica simpson is more my type anyway. what about u?
Hot? Yes, but a still a little to vapid for me. Skank her up good like Christina then we'll have something to talk about.











;-)
 

SkeLeton

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britney spears reclassified herself as worthless - I hope her fans boycott her music and use her CDs for compost
I love Britney Spears! She's the best Pop singer in the whole world! ;)
Oh and by the way, how do you make compost with CDs?

jessica simpson is more my type anyway. what about u?
Who? Oh wait I remembered now... She's a britney clone, right? ;)
 

Super Amputee Cat

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The damage has been done. We can all hope that Britney becomes a has-been or gets fat, but the fact remains that she is rich. Even if Britney never sells another CD, she was already made millions off of MTV-addled brain-dead teens and their equally brain-dead parents who enable succubuses like Spears to thrive because they give them $100/ week allowance to go out and buy her CDs.
 
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