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Pick Mugbubs new profession! (A Kmateja Original)

What should Muggy do next?!

  • Sanitation Engineer

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Porn Shop Booth Cleaner

    Votes: 3 12.5%
  • Welfare Caseworker

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Collection Agent

    Votes: 2 8.3%
  • High School Guidance Counselor

    Votes: 6 25.0%
  • Barber / Hairstylist

    Votes: 1 4.2%
  • Butcher, Baker, or Candlestick Maker

    Votes: 2 8.3%
  • Corporate Investigator for Time Loss

    Votes: 5 20.8%
  • OTR Truckdriver

    Votes: 1 4.2%
  • Other - I will specify

    Votes: 4 16.7%

  • Total voters
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Mastiff

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Let's help Muggy find a new job that suits him better! This was brought to you by Kelly, who thought it up first... :B

 

Jeff

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The jizz mopper is by far a much needed profession. I'm sure he can find much satisfaction in his job well done.
 

tsc

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I think hairstylist would help him out... a 1/2 dozen or so gay men could straighten him out...
 

el Guapo

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All designed to express one's inner self.

Anger managment encourager for the WWF.
Planner in Detroit.
Canada's National Bad Boy.
Sadam's Replacement.
Body Cavity Checker for the Turkish Police.
Houston's Planner.
DC Sniper.
Mike Tyson's body guard.
 

Mastiff

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Alllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll right. Who edited my poll?

I did NOT have jizz mopper on there! (Not that it isn't a good choice for him...)
 

nerudite

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I think he should be a human remains specialist (the people that go in and mop the brain off the floor after suicides)... or, if that isn't it. The person that cleans all the animal cages at the zoo.
 
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Thank you Mastiff! I've been off frolicking at a GIS conference followed by a camping trip in the Adirondacks, so I'm sorry my two cents are coming in late.

Now, I voted for truck driver, and I put some (ok, 30 seconds) of thought into this. I think Muggy would be happiest in a job that completely removes him from contact with the general public. So I think that being in his truck, listening to talk radio all day, away from the internet where the apparant slothfulness of public servants greatly agitates him would be a great career move for him, and possibly adding years to his life by reducing his stress levels.
 

Habanero

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But with his animosity for life and well adjusted "normal" people, don't you think that's putting a very large truck/means of mass destruction is his power?

I think perhaps something more soothing.. a watercolor artist with their own program on PBS. Maybe a house painter- then he can paint houses pretty colors and make everything clean..

:)
 
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Ah.... good point Tex. I hadn't considered that. I was just attempting to remove him from contact with the public. Ok, maybe "Talk Radio Host" would be more apropo.
 

Habanero

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Oh.. that's good! I like that job, he could hear his own voice and opinions and think he's suddenly important because he's got airwaves. Everybody wins, and he might just be good at it. : )
 

mugbub

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Mastiff failed AICP

Mastiff you are probaly sitting on your fat middle aged ass right now just waiting to post some more shit on the web. Gee Kmateja, did you have a nice Columbus day off? Fake ass holiday. I figured all you liberals would protest Columbus because he exploited the ignorant natives. But when there's a day off nobody says shit.

Thanks for the suggestions freaks.
 
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I did have a great day Monday, but personally celebrated Canadian Thanksgiving.

Interesting Columbus fact #1 - When Columbus didn't find gold in the "New World", he took back a full ship full of slaves since he couldn't go back empty handed.

Interesting Columbus fact #2 - Halfway across the ocean, Columbus' crew wanted to turn back and were on the verge of revolt when he reminded them that the Queen had promised a huge reward to the first man to spot land, which quelled the rebellion. However, when the reward was dispensed for the spotting of the land, Columbus did not give it to the man who first spotted it, instead keeping it for himself.

you're right mug, he was an a**hole.
 

Chet

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INTERESTING COLUMBUS FACT #3

He did not discover Ohio.
 

Habanero

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Who did discover Ohio? I'd like to mind meld with that guy just so I could hear his sidekick say, "This is what we've been looking for?!? You drug me this far for THIS?!"
 

mugbub

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No Texass Planner, that's what they said about Texas. The wheels must've fell off the frickin' wagon and the people said, "well I guess we're stuck here." What a foul state compared to Ohio with your hick attitudes and waves of illegals spilling over the boundary.

Consider yourself not left out, beyotch!
 

Habanero

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Yippie! I got my first flame. Obviously my life is now complete. It's so exciting to know that I'm hated because I came from Austin. Wow! I mean, that's an honor that someone would take time out of their day to hate me. Do I get an award with this honor or just bragging rights?

I've got some UBI's of my own-

18 February 1685 -- Robert Cavelier, Sieur de LaSalle established Fort St. Louis at Matagorda Bay, and thus formed the basis for France's claim to Texas. Two years later, LaSalle was murdered by his own men.
 

Habanero

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crap, gotta change that.. I'm smiling.. of course, being Texan, I'm missing a few teeth, have a peice of straw hanging out of my mouth, and got one of them bad slurrs, but.. I'm smiling none the less-
 

Chet

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Yeah, and I have a hard time reading the computer screen with all the cheese smudged finger prints on the monitor...
 

Habanero

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I've got an idea-

granted from my small little Texan mind, but we could team up and make cheese together. I've got cows (I have to, I'm from Texas) and we could make cheese: so that we might proliferate the misconceptions of our state-
 

Chet

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Re: I've got an idea-

TexasPlanner said:
granted from my small little Texan mind, but we could team up and make cheese together. I've got cows (I have to, I'm from Texas) and we could make cheese: so that we might proliferate the misconceptions of our state-
OK - But its a good thing you didnt ask to play football - You would need a team first!
 

Mastiff

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Re: Mastiff failed AICP

No... Mastiff refuses to take the AICP. Besides, I do much more than planning.

mugbub1 said:
Mastiff you are probaly sitting on your fat middle aged ass right now just waiting to post some more shit on the web.
You betcha! It makes you just grind your teeth, doesn't it? Man, if I were you, I'd be sooooooooooooo pissed. Why not try Prozac, muggy?

mugbub1 said:
But when there's a day off nobody says shit.
Oh, how wrong you are! I say lots of things! Like, "Hey, what are we going to do today? It's so beautiful outside, and I get to play up in the mountains on the taxpayers dime!" Stuff like that...

mugbub1 said:
Thanks for the suggestions freaks.
You want to be a jizz mopper... and call *us* freaks?
 

Chet

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Mastiff, come now, we've fed the trolls enough for one day.
 

NHPlanner

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bturk said:
Mastiff, come now, we've fed the trolls enough for one day.
Agreed....in fact I think this thread has run its course.
 
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