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Pick Mugbubs new profession! (A Kmateja Original)
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Planderella
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I still think he would make a good parole officer.
Thank you Mastiff! I've been off frolicking at a GIS conference followed by a camping trip in the Adirondacks, so I'm sorry my two cents are coming in late.
Now, I voted for truck driver, and I put some (ok, 30 seconds) of thought into this. I think Muggy would be happiest in a job that completely removes him from contact with the general public. So I think that being in his truck, listening to talk radio all day, away from the internet where the apparant slothfulness of public servants greatly agitates him would be a great career move for him, and possibly adding years to his life by reducing his stress levels.
Now, I voted for truck driver, and I put some (ok, 30 seconds) of thought into this. I think Muggy would be happiest in a job that completely removes him from contact with the general public. So I think that being in his truck, listening to talk radio all day, away from the internet where the apparant slothfulness of public servants greatly agitates him would be a great career move for him, and possibly adding years to his life by reducing his stress levels.
But with his animosity for life and well adjusted "normal" people, don't you think that's putting a very large truck/means of mass destruction is his power?
I think perhaps something more soothing.. a watercolor artist with their own program on PBS. Maybe a house painter- then he can paint houses pretty colors and make everything clean..
I think perhaps something more soothing.. a watercolor artist with their own program on PBS. Maybe a house painter- then he can paint houses pretty colors and make everything clean..
Mastiff failed AICP
Mastiff you are probaly sitting on your fat middle aged ass right now just waiting to post some more shit on the web. Gee Kmateja, did you have a nice Columbus day off? Fake ass holiday. I figured all you liberals would protest Columbus because he exploited the ignorant natives. But when there's a day off nobody says shit.
Thanks for the suggestions freaks.
Mastiff you are probaly sitting on your fat middle aged ass right now just waiting to post some more shit on the web. Gee Kmateja, did you have a nice Columbus day off? Fake ass holiday. I figured all you liberals would protest Columbus because he exploited the ignorant natives. But when there's a day off nobody says shit.
Thanks for the suggestions freaks.
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And today's Player Hater award goes to........
I did have a great day Monday, but personally celebrated Canadian Thanksgiving.
Interesting Columbus fact #1 - When Columbus didn't find gold in the "New World", he took back a full ship full of slaves since he couldn't go back empty handed.
Interesting Columbus fact #2 - Halfway across the ocean, Columbus' crew wanted to turn back and were on the verge of revolt when he reminded them that the Queen had promised a huge reward to the first man to spot land, which quelled the rebellion. However, when the reward was dispensed for the spotting of the land, Columbus did not give it to the man who first spotted it, instead keeping it for himself.
you're right mug, he was an a**hole.
Interesting Columbus fact #1 - When Columbus didn't find gold in the "New World", he took back a full ship full of slaves since he couldn't go back empty handed.
Interesting Columbus fact #2 - Halfway across the ocean, Columbus' crew wanted to turn back and were on the verge of revolt when he reminded them that the Queen had promised a huge reward to the first man to spot land, which quelled the rebellion. However, when the reward was dispensed for the spotting of the land, Columbus did not give it to the man who first spotted it, instead keeping it for himself.
you're right mug, he was an a**hole.
No Texass Planner, that's what they said about Texas. The wheels must've fell off the frickin' wagon and the people said, "well I guess we're stuck here." What a foul state compared to Ohio with your hick attitudes and waves of illegals spilling over the boundary.
Consider yourself not left out, beyotch!
Consider yourself not left out, beyotch!
Yippie! I got my first flame. Obviously my life is now complete. It's so exciting to know that I'm hated because I came from Austin. Wow! I mean, that's an honor that someone would take time out of their day to hate me. Do I get an award with this honor or just bragging rights?
I've got some UBI's of my own-
18 February 1685 -- Robert Cavelier, Sieur de LaSalle established Fort St. Louis at Matagorda Bay, and thus formed the basis for France's claim to Texas. Two years later, LaSalle was murdered by his own men.
I've got some UBI's of my own-
18 February 1685 -- Robert Cavelier, Sieur de LaSalle established Fort St. Louis at Matagorda Bay, and thus formed the basis for France's claim to Texas. Two years later, LaSalle was murdered by his own men.
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Re: Mastiff failed AICP
No... Mastiff refuses to take the AICP. Besides, I do much more than planning.
You betcha! It makes you just grind your teeth, doesn't it? Man, if I were you, I'd be sooooooooooooo pissed. Why not try Prozac, muggy?
Oh, how wrong you are! I say lots of things! Like, "Hey, what are we going to do today? It's so beautiful outside, and I get to play up in the mountains on the taxpayers dime!" Stuff like that...
You want to be a jizz mopper... and call *us* freaks?
No... Mastiff refuses to take the AICP. Besides, I do much more than planning.
mugbub1 said:
You betcha! It makes you just grind your teeth, doesn't it? Man, if I were you, I'd be sooooooooooooo pissed. Why not try Prozac, muggy?
mugbub1 said:
Oh, how wrong you are! I say lots of things! Like, "Hey, what are we going to do today? It's so beautiful outside, and I get to play up in the mountains on the taxpayers dime!" Stuff like that...
mugbub1 said:
You want to be a jizz mopper... and call *us* freaks?
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