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Planner Haiku

Maister

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For those who may not know, Haiku is an ancient Japanese form of poetry consisting of 3 lines the first line having 5 syallables, the second with 7 syllables and the third having 5 syllables. "Haiku" translates as 'amusing sentence'. Here for your viewing pleasure are two planning related Haikus:

Twenty minute drive.
Convenient shopping, parking
Exit fifteen. Sprawl.

Barbed wire surrounds me.
My gated community.
at least they aren't here.
:-D :-D :-D :-D
 

Maister

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Thanks for the link. My god, some of those border on genius!!
 

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Seabishop said:
No one ever picked a winner for the last Haiku contest.
If I was picking the winner i would actually pick one you wrote, Seabishop.

zoning ordinance
is five freakin bucks loser
your land costs thousands
 

Rem

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It is down right spooky (a la Dame Edna) that a newby proposed a planning haiku thread. I'm not sure it isn't a little disconcerting.
 

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Rem said:
It is down right spooky (a la Dame Edna) that a newby proposed a planning haiku thread. I'm not sure it isn't a little disconcerting.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!
 

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Boiker - ROTFLMAO.

Yes, if you Google "all your base" you get some funny stuff. I recall Nerudite posted a link on Cyburbia to the original Japanese video game introduction which spawned the phenomenon
 

Maister

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Chet said:
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!
Speaking of Engrish....One of my favorite places to eat in Okinawa was named "The Supper Lung"
 

Wannaplan?

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mendelman said:
mmmmmmmmmm, in-jokes! :p
It's from a lame-o home video game from a Japenese manufacturer. There is a whole beginning intro on the video game that has some really bad Engrish. Here is the whole text, malappropriated by a parody of a Jack Chick religious tract:

 
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