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Cyburbans 🧐 Post a lie about the person above you

Doohickie

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In this thread, each post has to be a lie about the previous poster. The more bizarre, the better.

^ has washboard abs
 

Maister

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^ Had his visa recently revoked by Andorran authorities
 

DVD

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^ Is slowly leaking the NSA wire taps on the Kardashians phones to People magazine.
 

Maister

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^ little known fact about dvdneal: his older brother was the police officer in the Village People
 

mendelman

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Whose Yur Planner has huuuuuuge...............tracts of land.
 

Maister

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^ really drives a lifted Dodge Ram pick-em-up truck with 'rolling coal' modifications

^ "earns" most of his income accepting out of court settlements for all the frivolous law suits he files. Currently suing Garth Brooks, claiming he plagiarized the lyrics for "Friends in Low Places"
 

arcplans

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VanCity is secretly an american under an assumed identity that is spying for the CIA in a branch known as SD-6, but little does she know that it is actually branch of an international criminal organization known as the Alliance of Twelve.
 

Maister

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^ her first gender re-assignment surgery in 2001 was botched badly.
 

Maister

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^ Was let go from her last job because her employer felt she projected the "wrong image" after learning she was "Miss August" in 2011
 

DetroitPlanner

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^ Enjoys living in Edmonton, Calgary, or one of those other awful places stuck between the prairie and the Rockies.
 

Doohickie

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Was voted Least Polite Canadian. It wasn't hard to win that election once the accent was mastered, eh?
 

Hink

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^ Enjoys drinking pooped out coffee beans while watching the Flintstones.
 

ursus

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^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^

Has a "Happy Place" that involves Betty Rubble.
 

ursus

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^ Has a copy of the controversial "Shirtless Mormon Missionaries" calendar...
 

DVD

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^ Hangs out at bars looking for unfrozen cavewomen to club over the head with his zoning code and drag home
 

Maister

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^ still reeling from the shock of being shunned by a certain Amish sect
 

mendelman

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^ once built a time machine that only sent you back 5 minutes into the past. He was quite useless during that time of his life.
 

ursus

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^ was initially told by cheeky veteran planners that casual Friday meant going commando. Years later, upon learning the truth, he would reply: " I didn't spend 6 years building up these callouses for nothing." Get your casual on, dude. Get it on.
 
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