Cyburbans 🧐 Post a lie about the person above you

[JNA]

^ wears mismatched socks with sandals.

 

[Doohickie]

Has a side gig as The Sock Fairy, stealing socks from people's laundry piles.

 

[Maister]

^ once had a minor recurring role as a stereotypical American in a British television comedy, "What ho!"

 

[JNA]

^ isn't stereotypical

 

[mendelman]

^ Stages faithful recreations of famous automobile crashes.

 

[Maister]

^ Worked as a Skoal mascot at the 1999 Gatornationals.

 

[mendelman]

^ Will never give up on you!

 

[JNA]

^ willing gives up watching NASCAR for The Ohio State football.

 

[mendelman]

^ says 'howdy' at least seven times a day.

 

[dandy_warhol]

^ has a Betty Boop tattoo on his backside.

 

[mendelman]

^ has a Betty Boop tattoo on his backside.

^ is never going to let you down!

 

[Planit]

His most valued coin in his collection

 

[DVD]

^^^ Wishes he could live in Ohio where the college sports are so much better than NC.

 

[JNA]

^ Wishes he lived in Nebraska.

 

[Bubba]

^ Wishes he lived in Nebraska.

^Thought he was dead until he found out he was just in Nebraska.

 

[Doohickie]

Is dead.

 

[JNA]

^ fell off a recumbent bicycle.

 

[Maister]

^ Goes by the nickname "Gherkin Jones"

 

[Planit]

^never met a livermush sandwich he didn't like.

 

[Doohickie]

Has acat named Livermush.

 

[Maister]

^ Does a wicked good rendition of "Stairway to Heaven" on kazoo.

 

[Whose Yur Planner]

^ Does a wicked good rendition of "Stairway to Heaven" on kazoo.

If someone could pull that off, it would be kinda cool.

 

[Maister]

If someone could pull that off, it would be kinda cool.

I would pay money to hear a kazoo quartet do that well.