We all seem to have skipped another Ursus gem. I'm just picturing Jesus in a mullet saying great things like, "Blessed are the NASCAR drivers y'all." and "He's gotta little sin on him, bless his heart, but I forgive him."I feel like I should know what "sjw"s are, but all I can think is "Southern Jehovah's Witnesses", and imagining Jesus saying "Ya'll come back now, hear?"
Also I kinda feel like he's talking to me so I'm getting nervous about it.
Seriously, is it that hard to get into USC that you need to bribe someone with half a million? You would think for that kind of money you could pay to get your kid into a decent private college. You know, pay for that new library wing.Man this pay to get in scandal is crazy. They got caught paying to get their kids into schools they shouldn't have gotten into. Falsified test scores, fake athletic abilities.... this is a perfect TV movie. But who should it star? Maybe Felicity Huffman and Lori Laughlin?
What too soon?