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Dan

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A few about our favorite ... Portland, Oregon.

Q: What do police tell parents in Oregon?
1) Lake Oswego: "It's 10 o'clock. Have you checked the children?"
2) Portland: "It's 10 o'clock. Do you know where your children are?"
3) Gresham: "It's 10 o'clock. Do you know who your children are?"
4) Troutdale: "It's 10 o'clock. What time is it?"

Q: What does a Lake Oswego housewife make for dinner?
A: Reservations
 
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