Rush hour in The Town Next Door (tm)

[Dan]

Somewhere in a certain Florida town that will remain unnamed. Discuss.

 

[Wannaplan?]

...hmmm...

Some one must have been stuck in traffic with the office camera! Through frustration, you must have thought that Dale Earnhart sticker was "mullet-worthy" to post on Cyburbia...

 

[Chet]

Well, if Dale was **that good** wouldn't he still be alive?

 

[giff57]

Well, if Dale was **that good** wouldn't he still be alive?

Oh, that was harsh.....good one.

 

[Planderella]

How about blurring out the license plate number so that the probable mullet-wearing Dale fan can have some sort of anomynity?

 

[el Guapo]

Well, if Dale was **that good** wouldn't he still be alive?

Blasphemer!

 

[Dan]

How about blurring out the license plate number so that the probable mullet-wearing Dale fan can have some sort of anomynity?

Don't worry. Randy Alberson, a welder for ProCraft Custom Metal, who lives at 16432 Citrus Cove Lane in Deltona, doesn't know we're talking about his truck. His ex-wife Mandy (a daycare worker at La Petit Academy) and his current live-in girlfriend Tammy (a waitress at Cracker Barrel) don't know either. Besides, Randy doesn't do that "Web thing," and Tammy just forwards glurge that she finds on Geocities home pages to her co-workers. Let's see what she just sent out ...

From: "Tammy Everson" <teme2u@yahoo.com>
To: ********
Subject: THIS IS TRUE!!!!! YOU MUST READ THIS!!!!!
Date: Tue, 16 Jul 2002 21:37:08 -0500
Message-ID: <200207356534566.84344.qmail@web21010.mail.yahoo.com>
MIME-Version: 1.0
Content-Type: multipart/alternative; boundary="0-562672978-1025661996=:84090"

>>>>>>>> There was an atheist couple who had a daughter.
>>>>>>>> The couple never told their daughter anything about
>>>>>>>> the Lord. One night, when the little girl was five years
>>>>>>>> old, the parents fought with each other and the dad
>>>>>>>> shot the mom, right in front of the child. Then, the
>>>>>>>> dad shot himself. The little girl watched it all.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> She was sent to a foster home. The foster mother
>>>>>>>> was a Christian and took the child to church. On the
>>>>>>>> first day of Sunday School, the foster mother told the
>>>>>>>> teacher that the girl had never heard of Jesus, and to
>>>>>>>> have patience with her. The teacher held up a picture
>>>>>>>> of Jesus and said, "Does anyone know who this is?"
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> The little girl said, "I do. That's the man who was
>>>>>>>> holding me the night my parents died."

He's just a hard workin' guy, that Randy.

Tammy's looking a bit tired. Dinner shift at the Barrel will do that to you.

I'M JUST KIDDING!

 

[GeogPlanner]

lmao

 

[Chet]

oh gads, that was hysterical!

 

[Downtown]

thank you dan - i greatly appreciated that belly laugh this morning!

 

[Planderella]

Dan - I'm going to pray a couple of novenas for you! LOL