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Tom R · Nov 5, 2003

If Clapton is god, who is satan?

Hanson?
Slim Whitman?
Yanni?

SlaveToTheGrind · Nov 5, 2003

Tom R said:
If Clapton is god, who is satan?

Hanson?
Slim Whitman?
Yanni?

None of the above. Must be either Celing Dion or Michael Bolton.

donk · Nov 5, 2003

The idiot with the "saxamaphone", Kenny G.

BKM · Nov 5, 2003

Who says Satan can't manifest as a woman?

I vote for Madonna (self-involved/self-righteous, horrible music, corruption masquerading as "freedom")

Or, maybe, the entire field of "gangsta rappers" solving as a devil's chorus "just saying how it is, man." Yucko.

El Feo · Nov 5, 2003

Tom R said:
If Clapton is god, who is satan?

Hanson?
Slim Whitman?
Yanni?

Sim Whitman? Slim is in the Choir of Angels, sorry. He saved us from the Martians, after all.

I'd second Madonna. Hell is a continuous loop of her latest.

nerudite · Nov 5, 2003

Christina Aguilera is looking more evil every day...

http://images.forbes.com/images/2002/10/04/movers_christina_200x200.jpg

Cardinal · Nov 5, 2003

You are all wrong. I am Satan.

Why must evil people be tempted? The other day I was at Target and passed the half-off candy isle. A mother with a child in the cart stopped and said to the kid (maybe two years old) "don't go anywhere" as she left to go down the isle. The kid got a worried look on its face and I knew what I had to do...

No, not push the cart away. They would find her in a few minutes. A truly evil person doesn't go for the simple, unimaginative act. He looks for more subtle ways to leave permanent psychological scars. The correct thing to do would have been to turn to the kid and whisper "your mother is never coming back."

Of course I didn't do it. But the thought and the temptation were there. Why does our society put in place so many rules to deny our evil nature? I want to celebrate the purity of the evil within me! I'll make them pay for this! Bwahahahaha....

Is it pill time yet?

SkeLeton · Nov 5, 2003

all pop-ish void musicians... (ie brintney spears) plus all Nu-metal crappy bands (ie linkin park)
That'd be my guess...

Seabishop · Nov 5, 2003

Bono? Working towards world peace so he can then conqure us all?

Madonna is a genius because she's always "reinventing herself." Just kidding. :-#

Duke Of Dystopia · Nov 5, 2003

I can tell you some of the worst minions of hell hapen to be the legions of frogs....errr Frenchman that inhabit the lower planes. They have wreaked untold harm on the mental welfare of the planet by pushing the corupt grape juice known as wine on the world. Everyobdy KNOWS that wine is the simpletons drink. HELL, MONKEYS have figured out how to make wine using a hollow log and a freakin stick. COMPLETLY DISGUSTING!

SlaveToTheGrind · Nov 5, 2003

Duke Of Dystopia said:
HELL, MONKEYS have figured out how to make wine using a hollow log and a freakin stick. COMPLETLY DISGUSTING!

They have? Smart ass monkies.

Chet · Nov 5, 2003

You are forgetting the obvious choice

Tom R · Nov 5, 2003

Cardinal said:
You are all wrong. I am Satan.

OK, but what do you play?

Rumpy Tunanator · Nov 5, 2003

nerudite said:
Christina Aguilera is looking more evil every day...

http://images.forbes.com/images/2002/10/04/movers_christina_200x200.jpg

And yummy.

I'm going with Michael Jackson (sorry freaks).

nerudite · Nov 5, 2003

Rumpy Tuna said:
And yummy.

You must have your beer googles on. She's looking more and more like your avatar every day.

Rumpy Tunanator · Nov 5, 2003

nerudite said:
You must have your beer googles on. She's looking more and more like your avatar every day.

Yep, she might look like that in the morning Stupid!! (insulting myself)

Jeff · Nov 5, 2003

I thought Martha Stewart was Satan?

SlaveToTheGrind · Nov 5, 2003

Rumpy Tuna said:
Yep, she might look like that in the morning Stupid!! (insulting myself)

Mayber she is a Miriam in hiding.

The Irish One · Nov 5, 2003

You are forgetting the obvious choice

LOL, BULLSEYE!

tsc · Nov 5, 2003

Rumpy Tuna said:
I'm going with Michael Jackson (sorry freaks). [/B]

wow... I actually agree with Rumpy.....

H · Nov 5, 2003

Tom R said:
If Clapton is god, who is satan?

I think Clapton is Satan. His only goods songs were stolen from JJ Calle.

El Feo · Nov 5, 2003

Re: Re: satan

H said:
I think Clapton is Satan. His only goods songs were stolen from JJ Calle.

You know, I've been thinking about this too - you're definitely moving into "Satan" territory when you start getting airplay on the "lite rock" stations.

Richmond Jake · Nov 5, 2003

nerudite said:
Christina Aguilera is looking more evil every day...

http://images.forbes.com/images/2002/10/04/movers_christina_200x200.jpg

Thankfully, I like this type of evil....

Repo Man · Nov 5, 2003

Chet stole my idea. Barbra Streisand is satan. She hasn't done s--t in years, yet she is a major Hollywood player. She is the most pretentious annoying person this side of Val Kilmer. She must be satan to keep up this public profile.

Tom R · Nov 5, 2003

Re: Re: satan

H said:
I think Clapton is Satan. His only goods songs were stolen from JJ Calle.

Blaspheme!

By Derick and the Dominoes, Cream, Blind Faith and all that is holy, I curseth thee!

Rumpy Tunanator · Nov 5, 2003

tsc said:
wow... I actually agree with Rumpy.....

Is that a good thing, hah ahh hahhahahahha

el Guapo · Nov 5, 2003

Zamfir and his pan flute or Chet I'm not sure yet. Let me think on this one.

BKM · Nov 5, 2003

Actually, Zamfir wrote a cool classical concerto for the pan flute...as I hide my head in shame for knowing this

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