Am I being tortured with American shows or Canadian shows? Bad American shows would pack a quicker punch, but I'd experience shock quickly. Canadian shows would inflict a longer, more drawn out punishment, inflicting the kind of boredom that is usally only experienced by prisoners in solitary confinement.
American television
Anything on CBS that appeals to the "Leisure Acres Village" crowd
Sabado Gigante, with the senoritas blurred out
Anything on WB
Anything on the Lifetime Network -- All men are slime!
Canadian television
Headline Hunters
Any curling match
Road to Avonlea
Emily of New Moon