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Songs rewritten just for planners

DVD

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Mamas don't let your babies grow up to be planners.
Don't let them redline plans or drive old Subarus.
Let them be doctors and home builders and such.

Mamas don't let your babies grow up to be planners.
Cause they'll be at night meetings and always drone on
Even with someone they love.
 

Maister

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split from RTDNTOTO


(Sung to the tune of 'Secret Agent Man')

There's a man who lives no life of boredom
While stopping bad developers and their whoredom
With every report he makes another change he takes
Odds are your variance won't live to see tomorrow

He's a planner man, he's a planner man
They've given him a Sharpie but taken away his name
 
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DVD

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You've got to know when to redline 'em
Know when to approve 'em
Know when to let them speak
And know when to run
You never count your votes
When you're sittin' at the hearing
There'll be time enough for countin'
When the hearings done
 
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