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The Cyburbia Corrupt Wish Game

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Duke Of Dystopia

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Mastiff said:
I wish my bills were paid off... so I were debt free!

Poof,DONE!

Everyone thinks you are dead after your sailboat was found drifiting aimlessly around the Pacific. Your life insurance is paid to your SO's. You are stuck on a deserted island, with a crate of blow up dolls full of holes.

I wish that I could listen to music without headphones at work.
 

Richmond Jake

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Duke Of Dystopia said:
I wish that I could listen to music without headphones at work.

Kapow, done. But you instantly go deaf.

I wish two hot blond lipstick lesbians would become my girlfriends and like to serve me beer.
 

tsc

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RichmondJake said:

I wish two hot blond lipstick lesbians would become my girlfriends and like to serve me beer.

Done, but you have to work 2 full time jobs to take care of them and they make you sleep on the couch.

I wish that I would stop getting a million credit card applications in the mail
 

ludes98

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tsc said:
I wish that I would stop getting a million credit card applications in the mail

Done, but it becuase your identity was stolen and your credit score is 10.

I wish I had a vehicle that got more than 300 miles per tank.
 

Rem

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SkeLeton said:
I wish I could get to meet everybody here!

Kablooey, but you find out that every other personality on Cyburbia is one person - an egomaniacal Bolivian general that has been gathering military intelligence from your every post.

I wish Dan, Chet, Donk, Cardinal, Duke .., SkeLeton, JordanB and all other desperate and dateless Males of Cyburbia (TM) start relationships with desirable, intelligent, financially independant, 'pneumatic' (apologies to George Orwell) women.
 

Mastiff

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ludes98 said:
I wish I had a vehicle that got more than 300 miles per tank.

*ZING* Done! But it's a little scooter that only goes 20mph, and freezer your *** off in the winter.


I wish PG, Jessie-J, Planderella, Nerudite, and the rest of the cute cyburbanites had to come and get a variance from me!
 

Mastiff

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Rem said:
I wish Dan, Chet, Donk, Cardinal, Duke .., SkeLeton, JordanB and all other desperate and dateless Males of Cyburbia (TM) start relationships with desirable, intelligent, financially independant, 'pneumatic' (apologies to George Orwell) women.

They all end up in a dungeon wearing a little leather outfit chained to a St. Andrews cross saying "Yes Mistress!"
 

Cardinal

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Mastiff said:
They all end up in a dungeon wearing a little leather outfit chained to a St. Andrews cross saying "Yes Mistress!"

We all get to meet Plannergirl? ;)

I wish it did not get dark so early in winter.
 

Habanero

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Cardinal said:
We all get to meet Plannergirl? ;)

I wish it did not get dark so early in winter.

*poof* done- but now it's light 24/7-

I still wish I had 20 tousand dollars delivered to my door tonight.
 

Rumpy Tunanator

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Habanero said:
*poof* done- but now it's light 24/7-

I still wish I had 20 tousand dollars delivered to my door tonight.

You forgot the h, so you get 20 tousand dollars that are worthless delivered to your door by Boner from Growing Pains.

-I wish I could control my lacrosse problem and focus on something positive.
 

Mastiff

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Rumpy Tuna said:
-I wish I could control my lacrosse problem and focus on something positive.

POOF! The lacross problem is solved. Then you realize it was the only thing you have that's positive...


I wish I could get out of here and GO HOME!
 

Rumpy Tunanator

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Mastiff said:
POOF! The lacross problem is solved. Then you realize it was the only thing you have that's positive...


I wish I could get out of here and GO HOME!

Zing- Your home and you find Paulie Shore and Rosie O'Donnel are moving in with you, and ate all of your Paxil.

I wish I could fly without PCP.
 

Mastiff

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Rumpy Tuna said:
Zing- Your home and you find Paulie Shore and Rosie O'Donnel are moving in with you, and ate all of your Paxil.

I wish I could fly without PCP.

POOF! You can fly! You can't, however, seem to land...

I wish Paulie and Rosie leave all their money and them move back out.
 

Rumpy Tunanator

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Mastiff said:
POOF! You can fly! You can't, however, seem to land...

I wish Paulie and Rosie leave all their money and them move back out.

Cazammmm, they leave but they both take you to court to pay child support for their illegitimate kids you gave them for spending the night.

-I wish I had a beer that never went empty.
 

Mastiff

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Rumpy Tuna said:
-I wish I had a beer that never went empty.

ZAP! You got it! But... the can is made of a super alloy, and you can never get it open.

I'm making my wish come true and going home!
 

Zoning Goddess

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Mastiff said:
ZAP! You got it! But... the can is made of a super alloy, and you can never get it open.

I'm making my wish come true and going home!

Uhoh, you got home and discovered you now live in a nondescript beige subdivision governed by the HOA from hell. With no cable. Oh, and somebody stole your Volvo. And your bike. And there's an illegal body shop next door. It's not fun anymore.

I wish I could go to Paris.
 

nerudite

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Zoning Goddess said:
I wish I could go to Paris.

Kazaam! Wish granted... but when you get off the plane you are dismayed to find yourself in Paris, Texas!

I wish my truck had a cd player.
 

Rem

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Zoning Goddess said:
I wish I could go to Paris.
Poof, you're in Paris but find that every second step lands you in dog poo. Wait this is s'posed to be fantasy.
 

boiker

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nerudite said:
Kazaam! Wish granted... but when you get off the plane you are dismayed to find yourself in Paris, Texas!

I wish my truck had a cd player.

Done! Your truck has a cd player.....with a permanetly jammed cd in the slot.


I wish that I have free health insurance.
 

Zoning Goddess

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boiker said:
Done! Your truck has a cd player.....with a permanetly jammed cd in the slot.


I wish that I have free health insurance.

Ok, it's free, but your doctor has B.O., and his nurse is incredibly large and laughs evilly every time she sticks your finger for blood, and the average waiting-room time is 3 hours.

I wish I had gone to law school like my dad wanted me to do.
 

JNA

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Zoning Goddess said:
I wish I had gone to law school like my dad wanted me to do.

POOF you go to Law School not as a student but as a Janitor.

gee I wish Oklahoma was not ranked No. 1
 

boiker

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JNA said:
POOF you go to Law School not as a student but as a Janitor.

gee I wish Oklahoma was not ranked No. 1

Oklahoma is now forever ranked #2 and will always win the national title game....no matter what.

I wish that there was a return to the cities and an abandonment of the burbs.
 

Habanero

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JNA said:
POOF you go to Law School not as a student but as a Janitor.

gee I wish Oklahoma was not ranked No. 1

I cannot corrupt a wish like that, I'm sorry, I don't have it in me. : )
 

Cardinal

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boiker said:
Oklahoma is now forever ranked #2 and will always win the national title game....no matter what.

I wish that there was a return to the cities and an abandonment of the burbs.

People suddenly flock back to cities, bringing a desire to replace historic rowhouses with four bedroom ranches, replace bungalows with vinyl-sided boxes, and paint skyscrapers a nice shade of taupe.
 

SGB

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boiker said:
I wish that I have free health insurance.

Ch-ching! Done.

Your co-pay, however, is now 75% of costs. And your providers no longer fill out the paperwork for you.

After watching American Choppers last night, I wish I owned a motorcycle.
 

Seabishop

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SGB said:

After watching American Choppers last night, I wish I owned a motorcycle.

Check your driveway, its done - but its the MPV Pink Panther 1300 Luxury Horsepower for Ladies. You are not well regarded in the biker community.

pink-panther.jpg


I wish I could get that plastic surgery I've always wanted.
 

Mastiff

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Seabishop said:


I wish I could get that plastic surgery I've always wanted.

Poof! Done!

You now look like Michael Jackson...


I wish people wouldn't call me today.
 

SkeLeton

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Done! They don't call you today... they show up to your office and smell like onions....

I wish I could find more intelligent people to talk to...
 

ludes98

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SkeLeton said:
I wish I could find more intelligent people to talk to...

Done, but now they all think you're below their level and refuse to speak with you.

I wish I was succesfully self employed.
 

Mastiff

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ludes98 said:
Done, but now they all think you're below their level and refuse to speak with you.

I wish I was succesfully self employed.

ZING! You now have a mop in your hand... and realize you're in "Ludes' House of Pleasure".


I wish the Razorbacks were undefeated...
 

Rumpy Tunanator

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Mastiff said:
ZING! You now have a mop in your hand... and realize you're in "Ludes' House of Pleasure".


I wish the Razorbacks were undefeated...

Schwinnnnggggg- Alright but they choke at the championships and you lose all the money you had riding on them.

-I wish I didn't have to work my way through the miles of red tape in order to get any document from the public sector.
 

SGB

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Rumpy Tuna said:
I wish I didn't have to work my way through the miles of red tape in order to get any document from the public sector.

Done. All you need to do now is log on to the municipal web site, and provide your credit card account information. New charge is $55.00 (U.S.) per document. A bargain at half the price!
 

DecaturHawk

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Mastiff said:
I wish the Razorbacks were undefeated...
BA-BING! The Hoggies are now undefeated. Unfortunately, the NCAA has just abandoned the overtime system. With an awesome defense and an ineffective offense, the Razorbacks have ended every game this season in a 0-0 tie.

I wish I could have lunch (just lunch, I am a happily married man) with indie queen Parker Posey.
1419parker.jpg
 

Duke Of Dystopia

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DecaturHawk said:
BA-BING! The Hoggies are now undefeated. Unfortunately, the NCAA has just abandoned the overtime system. With an awesome defense and an ineffective offense, the Razorbacks have ended every game this season in a 0-0 tie.

I wish I could have lunch (just lunch, I am a happily married man) with indie queen Parker Posey.
1419parker.jpg

Poof-DONE,

Horibly upset at the mere sight of you, she can no longer prevent herself from puking on you half way through lunch.

I wish these damned staff reports would write themselves on the first try.
 

SGB

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Duke Of Dystopia said:
I wish these damned staff reports would write themselves on the first try.

Wish granted. But your computer now has a random language generator that kicks in when you give the print command. I hope your board is multi-lingual.

I wish the work day were over.
 

Planderella

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Duke Of Dystopia said:


I wish these damned staff reports would write themselves on the first try.

DONE - but they all include very bad recommendations and you get publically flogged at the next commission/council meeting.

I wish I was in charge of all television and radio programming.
 

tsc

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SGB said:
Wish granted. But your computer now has a random language generator that kicks in when you give the print command. I hope your board is multi-lingual.

I wish the work day were over.

poof,,, your day is over, here is your pink slip.



I wish I didnt have to go to my cousins wedding this weekend
 

Seabishop

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Planderella said:

I wish I was in charge of all television and radio programming.

Done, but the debut of Cyburbia Prime Time results in hundreds of death threats from developers, kittens, and lesbians.

I wish that the planning job market would heat up due to an improved economy.
 

Big Easy King

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Seabishop said:
I wish that the planning job market would heat up due to an improved economy.

~POOF~ Granted, but the planning job market only has positions available for entry-level planners.

I wish the weekend were 3 full days rather than 2.
 

Queen B

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Big Easy King said:
I wish the weekend were 3 full days rather than 2. [/B]

Granted, and matter of fact you only have to work three days straight, shoveling sheep dooo.

I wish I could have a nice warm day and be able to plant my fall bulbs.
 

SGB

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Big Easy King said:
I wish the weekend were 3 full days rather than 2.

Shazam! Granted.

Not surprisingly, your salary is now reduced by 20%.

I wish this project were more interesting.
 

Mastiff

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tsc said:
poof,,, your day is over, here is your pink slip.



I wish I didnt have to go to my cousins wedding this weekend


Da-Dum! Done!

But now you aren't welcome to attend the wedding since you "did" your cousin at the bachelor/bachelorette party...


I wish I knew where I left my pants last night.
 

Richmond Jake

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Mastiff said:

I wish I knew where I left my pants last night.

Ker-pow...it is done. You left them at the home of a 220 lb. bull dyke.

I wish for a short winter.
 

ludes98

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RichmondJake said:
I wish for a short winter.

Done, but you still can't enjoy it becuase you broke your back getting to the beer in the basement.

I wish I could get better cell phone coverage without more towers.
 

SkeLeton

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You get world wide cell phone coverage without more cell towers, but your cll phone number is sold to all major telemarketers and spammers world wide.

I wish there could be safe space travel....
 

Cardinal

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SkeLeton said:
You get world wide cell phone coverage without more cell towers, but your cll phone number is sold to all major telemarketers and spammers world wide.

I wish there could be safe space travel....

Done. Welcome to the place you will be spending every future vacation in...

Shickley, Nebraska
 

ludes98

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SkeLeton said:
I wish there could be safe space travel....

Done. You travel safely, but it is in sealed "tube" ;) with no view.

I wish animals could talk.
 

nerudite

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ludes98 said:
I wish animals could talk.

Done. Be they all have Tourettes Syndrome and never shut up.

I wish it would be warm outside for a few weeks.
 

Rumpy Tunanator

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nerudite said:
I wish it would be warm outside for a few weeks.

Zoinks, it gets warm the next few weeks because a giant fissure in the ground opens sending lava onto everybody's house.
-I wish I could eat tacos everyday;)
 
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