Funny šŸ¤£ The haiku 'what are your weekend plans' thread

Maister

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Drink Old Rasputin
Finish clearing garden beds
No more beer, too fat.
 

ofos

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Good Friday yard work
Sat'day chainsaw massacre
Easter church grandson
 

ursus

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Ready for Sunday!
How can your shoes be missing?
Thick neck small collar.
 

SGB

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Organize the house.
Get some playtime with the kids.
Sunday: Sad farewell.
 

HomerJ

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Playing with the dog,
She will never let me sleep,
Maybe kill the dog...


j/k, j/k;)
 

Maister

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plan 'trip' to bathroom
wish I had more vicodin
Pain? drink beer instead
 

Maister

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Have three or four beers
elevate foot watch tv
relax have some beers
 

Maister

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Plant more veggie seeds
Plant a new blueberry bush
Sit down and drink beer
 

wahday

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Passover begins
Tonight. Then off to the woods
G_d hates leavening

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Big a$$ moon rising
Framed by ponderosa stands
Have some more matzoh
 

ofos

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Showing at craft fair
Wood and clay is what we do
Need to make moolah
 

Maister

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Hit playground with son
clean house and putter around
not much goin' on
 

wahday

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Wife and daughter gone
Son and I are baching it
Sleeping in tomorrow!

Cleveland is Forty
Albuquerque is Eighty
Glad we stayed at home
 

Maister

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Rehearsal tonight
Perform the radio show
work sound board at church
 

ofos

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Patch the leaky roof
Tweak this years budget fiasco
Fight depression with booze
 

ofos

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In city tonight
To the country tomorrow
Super Bowl meh yawn
 

Maister

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a little free time
garden - weather permitting
Mother's day breakfast
 

DVD

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Garden with the kids
Sit on my fat ass all day
Maybe mow the lawn
 

ofos

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Fix roof leak again
Nature walk on the wild side
Breakfast with good friends
 
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