WHY, OH WHY!!! What have we done to anger you Lord?
I hope this doesn't create a Beam shortage. Well, if it does I'll just have to get into what's left of my Y2K stash. Oh wait, I finished that off to celebrate the fact that there was no Y2K calamity...dammit.
Now this has to be one of the saddest days of humanity
All that fine booze wasted in flames... well at least I haven't heard of any drunk guys trying to kick the flame's a$$ because of stealling their precious bourbon...