The Man keeps messing with our employment benefits

[Chet]

The Man keepd messing with out employment benefits

Dang there aint to good reason to be a corrections officer anymore.

 

[Jeff]

What is this world coming to when 2 consenting adults can't have a prison love affair?

 

[Repo Man]

I love the quote: "Prison rape is the source of many jokes and has been for a really long time"

Uh, I don't think that this bill will quell the prison rape jokes. I know I won't stop joking about dropping the soap or tossing salads.

 

[Chet]

tossing salads.

I'm naive. What does that mean?

 

[giff57]

I'm naive. What does that mean?

oral "raccoon killing"

 

[Jeff]

I'm naive. What does that mean?

You're better off not knowing...you could always watch Oz reruns on HBO though to get you up with the latest prison gang rape lingo.

 

[Chet]

oral "raccoon killing"

Oh. I thought that was called rimming. Thanks.

 

[Repo Man]

When stumped by strange lingo, always consult your urban dictionary.

Holy crap mod edit: Dont view from work! -Chet

Sorry - I should have added that it may not be appropriate for work. No bad pictures, just a lot of naughty words.

 

[SW MI Planner]

Liked the "holy crap mod edit" Chet

Chad went to school for Fire and also had a bunch of Corrections classes. I asked him last week about tossing salads (naive me - never had heard it). He knew what it meant - he has a textbook from college that had all that stuff in the glossary.

 

[Planderella]

Tossing salad jokes were prominently featured in Chris Rock's "Bring the Pain." His source was some HBO America Undercover special that focused on life in Riker's Island prison. One of the prisoners that was interviewed talked about having his salad tossed.

 

[michaelskis]

Alright then... Yea this is quite the Thread.

the Chris Rock HBO special was great. (and it explains so much)

 

[Jeff]

Alright then... Yea this is quite the Thread.

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Please don't ever begin a reply to a discussion about salad tossing with that statement, please.

 

[Chet]

And CNN reports, not only cant you get it in the hole (intentional double entendre), you can export your spunk for outside use.