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The neverending good advice thread

Maister

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Maister said:
He who trusts in farts will live to experience regret someday.

:p
Also, experience is the greatest teacher in life.
 

dandy_warhol

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Where are you getting this nonsense? Well, okay, maybe there's never enough garlic, but shrimp and spinach?

"Honey, the chocolate parfait was pretty good tonight. But honestly, it coulda used a little more shrimp and spinach, though....."
Why must you offend Popeye? He has feelings too.
 

Maister

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Why must you offend Popeye? He has feelings too.
Bluto is a close relative of mine. Popeye has repeatedly wronged him by stealing his girl (Olive Oyl) and using excessive violence to solve his problems. Popeye needs an anger management class and good psycho-pharmacological intervention to treat his condition.
 

mendelman

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A change jar at home is not a 'savings account'.
 

kms

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I saw an episode of The Beverly Hillbillies where someone asked Jed Clampett if was going to give a waiter or bellhop a tip. He responded to the kid something like “Don’t plant your corn until after a full moon.” Good tip.
 

DVD

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When your spouse says "it's fine" ask if she needs another glass of wine.
 
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